Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Listener Submission: Thong hair-tie in action

Hi Boris,
Just wanted you to see what my wife did this weekend for me. We saw
the post you wrote about the thong hair tie, and thought it was a pisser! So my wife got her Victoria's Secrets thongs out, and this is what we came up with. Thought it might make your day!
Thanks,
Scott


Nice work, Scott... You're a lucky man!

Listener Submission: This is a real thing

WRRV listener, Crystal, sent me this Craig's List posting from Poughkeepsie. I was a bit confused by the title...



I did some research and the Sofa Cum Bed is appartently it's a real thing. Although, I would certainly shine a black light on this ugly old couch before making a purchase... just to make sure:

The Sofa-Cum-Bed is very popular in India. You’ll find it in the living room of many homes. Its attraction is in its versatility. Owing to the small size of many homes in Mumbai, it’s common for family members to sleep in the living room. The sofa cum bed easily meets this need.

Killer Turkeys in NJ

The best part of this video is just imagining what happens when the Turkeys chase their victims off screen:

There goes crazy Mel Gibson again...

F-Bomb dropped on SNL

Since I was out of town this weekend, I sat down to watch SNL on my DVR last night and I caught this unfortunate blooper. Newcomer, Jenny Slate, was doing a skit about a biker chick that says "Freakin" all the time. I guess nerves got the best of her and she blurted out the real F-Word during the live show. You can see her look of fear right after she says it:

(Caution, strong accidental language!)


Though the New York Daily News reports show execs were not happy and called a meeting after the show to discuss the slip, Slate will keep her job.

“[There is] no truth to firing conjecture,” NBC spokeswoman Sharon Pannozzo said. “She will not be fired.”

Of course not... If Ernie Anastos gets to keep his job, so should she!

Conan's Head Injury

If you missed The Tonight Show on Monday, Conan explains what happened to his head:

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Shoot paintballs at the WRRV DJs!

Tune in all this week for your chance to battle the WRRV DJs in a friendly paintball competition! Each morning at 9:20am our Listener Of The Day and a friend will join the listener team to play against Boris, Brandi, Shmonty, Simon, Hopkins and the rest of the WRRV staff!

Thanks to The Paintball Warehouse TAC House in Middletown

Friday, September 25, 2009

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Satanic messages in the Fraiser theme song

I can honestly say that I never thought to play the theme song to Fraiser backwards... but I'm glad somebody did!

Science: All Pandas Should Die!

I saw this story this morning and couldn't wait to share it with Brandi. Every day Brandi checks out the damn "Panda Cam" at the San Diego Zoo while making annoying cutsey sounds every time a panda bear eats or poops. Well, it seems as if Brandi and the zoo are screwing up the natural balance. That's right, some scientists are now insisting that Pandas should be extinct, but humans are messing with nature and keeping them alive only because they are cute and cuddly.

Here's a quote from wildlife expert, Chris Packham:

"Here is a species that, of its own accord, has gone down an evolutionary cul-de-sac. It's not a strong species. Unfortunately, it's big and cute and a symbol of the World Wide Fund for Nature and we pour millions of (dollars) into into panda conservation. I reckon we should pull the plug. Let them go, with a degree of dignity."

Read the full article and decide for yourself.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Re-Post: People Of Wal-Mart

I posted this link a month ago, but for some reason I keep getting emails from listeners asking me to put it on the site.

So, here you go: peopleofwalmart.com.

Check out some of the freaks caught on film shopping at their favorite super store!

And, hey, make sure to check our website every day or you might miss out on stuff like this!

Ladies, use your thong as a hair-tie


According to Cosmo magazine, if you use your thong as a hair-tie it'll drive the guys wild. Just a warning for the ladies: I think this only works if you're already hot. There's nothing more nasty than an ugly person wearing their dirty underwear on their head. Just sayin'.

Megan Fox kisses a girl

We'll save you $12. Here's the only reason to see Jennifer's Body. It's Megan Fox kissing another girl:

UPDATE: Here's a high quality verson of the scene

McKenzie Phillips had an affair with her father

McKenzie Phillips makes some big revelations on the Oprah Winfrey show tomorrow. For our younger readers, McKenzie Phillips was the ugly older sister on "One Day At A Time" and the real-life daughter of Mamas And Papas singer, John Phillips.

In her book, McKenzie writes about how her father molested her, and how it eventually became consensual... CONSENSUAL!

"On the eve of my wedding, my father showed up, determined to stop it," Phillips wrote. "I had tons of pills, and Dad had tons of everything too. Eventually I passed out on Dad's bed."My father was not a man with boundaries. He was full of love, and he was sick with drugs. I woke up that night from a blackout to find myself having sex with my own father."

On his death bed, McKenzie confronter her father: "We have to talk about when you raped me." she told him, and his reply according to her was "you mean when we made love." GROSS!!!!

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

School Board Meeting gets off-topic!

At this week's school board meeting: A 56-Year-Old woman protests
sex-ed being taught in Health class and somehow reveals that she's "technically" a virgin.

He-Man sings 4-Non Blondes

I can't believe I've never seen this before. He-Man and company launch into an absolutely fabulous version of "What's Going On" :

Listener submission: Turtle humping a shoe

Hey Boris,
I have to visit your website every day. It's the first thing I do when I get to work in the morning. You need to put this video up, it's the funniest thing I've ever seen.
Your fan,
Laura

A turtle humping a shoe? But, of course:

Worst Tattoo Ever

Someone actually put this on their body... permanently.


Monday, September 21, 2009

Emmy Awards


Yeah, I didn't pay attention to who won or anything, but I do know that I need to start watching Gossip Girl!

Wolf Blitzer is a moron

During Celebrity Jeopardy this week Wolf Blitzer gets completely embarrassed by Dana Delaney and Andy Richter. Wolf's final score was NEGATIVE $4,600. Andy Richter wound up winning the game with $37,000!

Cooking with Christopher Walken

I don't know why Christopher Walken is making chicken with pears for a home video camera... but I DO know that if this was on the Food Network I would watch every damn episode!

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Happy Oktoberfest!

This weekend marks the beginning of the 16 day celebration... Prost!

Friday, September 18, 2009

Boris' Birthday Bonanza

Thanks to Brandi and Mike from Simply Gourmet for surprising me with fresh baked cookies for my Birthday this morning. Unfortunately, as you can see in the photo, Brandi's came out a little too well-done.

Fatty-Fat Friday!


Worst engagement photos

This website has compiled some of the worst engagement photos ever taken.
I must say, I've seen some pretty bad ones in the local paper... but none as cheezy as these!

Custom sized condoms

Did you know that the FDA doesn't allow very large or very small condoms? Magnum XLs are only sightly bigger than normal. In Europe, however, they are soon going to get them in 70 different sizes.

Believe it or not, using a condom that is the wrong size increases the possibilities of breakage and slippage, which in turn increases the possibility of sexually transmitted infections, or unwanted pregnancies. Even while they know this, the FDA doesn't allow for condoms that are longer, shorter, thinner, or thicker than the average.

In Europe, however, men will be able to print out this measuring tool, and order exactly the size they need: Click here to download the fit kit in Microsoft Word

This will never work because no one will ever order a J-33 even if they need one!

They won't be available in the US, but it's still fun to measure. And, if you're wondering... D-17.

Link

Ernie Anastos drops the F-Bomb!

Did you happen to catch Fox 5 news this week? Ernie was trying to say something about plucking chickens... but this came out instead:

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Little girl throws back foul ball

Have you seen this yet? A guy catches a foul ball and hands it to his little girl. She immediately throws it back on the field! (MLB has been claiming copyright on all of the copies of this because they have nothing better to do, so if you can't see it below click here for the original video)

Chris Brown picking up garbage


Chris Brown started his 180 day hard labor sentence yesterday in Richmond Virginia.

I can't tell if he's wearing his bowtie or not... but somehow it feels really good to look at this photo.

Regrets: Dave Matthews Band

This guy regrets a decision he made years ago... (some language NSFW)

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Inspector Gadget theme played on beer bottles

I would drop a dollar in this guys hat, for sure!

Take that, Darwin haters!

Holy crap, someone in China found a snake with a foot! You know what that means... Snakes are evolving. Better start working on opposable thumbs, mice, or your days are numbered!

Click here for the article

This post is being interrupted by Kanye West




Here's too many more to spend your day looking at.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

R.I.P. Patrick Swayze

Urban camouflage

It looks like a normal skirt... but at a moment's notice it can instantly transform you into a vending machine! This would be very handy if you're being chased by ninjas.

Newest Wii controller from Nintendo?

Have fun while learning how to inseminate a horse!


The Transformers 2 crew hates Megan Fox

Recently, Megan Fox compared Transformers director, Michael Bay, to Hitler in an interview saying that he was a "nightmare" to work for. According to the crew of Transformers, it's Megan who's the nightmare. A handful of crew members got together and launched this open letter to Megan, detailing what a b!#$* she is. Uh, no kidding.... do you know anyone that hot who isn't?

Link

Our country is F#$%'d up

Here's a hilarious collection of photos from this week's "March On Washington" where some of the craziest right-wingers came out and made clever (albiet, mostly racist) signs to show their disapproval for Obama.

Thanks, now the rest of the world knows our secret. We're a bunch of old, white, racist hillbillies with guns who can't spell.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Kanye interrupts Obama

That was fast, Internet!

(Don't get it? You must have missed the VMA's. The original video is here)

Serena Williams gets kicked out of US Open

If you missed the US Open this weekend, Serena Williams screamed at a line judge saying “I swear to God, I'll f***ing take this ball and shove it down your f***ing throat”. Serena got kicked out of the tournament. Later, at a press conference, Serena showed no remorse for the incident.

Kanye is a douche

Last night at the MTV Video Music Awards (yep, they still give those out) Taylor Swift won for best female vocalist. During Taylor's acceptance speech, Kanye West interrupted her to let the crowd know that Beyonce really had the best video. I'm not a fan of country music either, but that's just wrong. This isn't the first time Kanye has gone off script. At least he didn't claim that Taylor Swift didn't care about black people.

Friday, September 11, 2009

Fatty-Fat Friday!


Facebook Lite launches in beta

Love Facebook, but feel like it's gotten a little too "noisy" since the redesign earlier this year? People have been complaining that there's too much crap on the screen that distracts you from keeping in touch with your friends. In response, Facebook is planning to launch "Facebook Lite", a simplified version of the site that allows you to view your profile and friends' updates without being bombarded by all of those pesky application requests and page suggestions. Check it out right now! After using it for a few minutes this morning I'm enjoying how much faster it works and I love that they put the birthdays back on top of the page. What do you think?

Kathy Griffin as Kate Gosselin

Kathy Griffin appeared on Jimmy Kimmel this week to promote her new "TV Film" about Kate Gosselin. Bonus guest appearance by George Takei!

Idea #37 for Boris' birthday present: Pac-Man Chair

Still looking for the perfect gift for my birthday this month? Might I suggest the Pac-Man Chair? I could sit in the chair during WRRV staff meetings and make Simon, Shmonty, Brandi and Hopkins dress up as ghosts. What fun!

Charlie Sheen still believes 9/11 was a conspiracy

Charlie Sheen is now asking Obama for a private meeting to discuss his 9/11 conspiracy theories. Here's the video he's released that raises some of the questions he has about the attacks:

Thursday, September 10, 2009

R2-D2, is that you?

This is NOT the droid I was looking for...

Hot man-on-man action at the U.S. Open

Rafael Nadal was kissed by a crazed male fan during the U.S. Open this week. He seemed to be a pretty good sport about it. I wonder if this would have had such a peaceful ending if it happened during an NFL game?

"Family Values" Assemblyman caught on mic talking dirty

It always seems to be the politicians who yammer on about family values that actually don't have any. California Assemblyman Mike Duvall was caught on an open mic bragging about how much he enjoys spanking his mistress. Also, how hot his other mistress is. Also, both of his mistresses are married lobbyists... Oh yeah, and he stepped down yesterday.

Ellen DeGeneres named as new American Idol judge

Wannabe singers better start working on those Indigo Girls covers!

Yesterday, comedian and talk show host Ellen DeGeneres was named as the new judge on "American Idol," replacing Paula Abdul for the upcoming season.

Producer, Simon Fuller said in a statement: "Ellen has been a fan of the show for many years and her love of music and understanding of the American public will bring a unique touch to our judging panel,"

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Listener Submission: Fun dragonfly whistle!

Boris,
My son picked this up in a store while we were upstate over the Labor Day weekend. I guess it's supposed to be a whistle but I couldn't imagine watching him play music with this thing. I thought you'd like to post it up on your website. My wife and I love the show every morning!

- Kevin from New Paltz

Al Franken draws a map of the USA from memory

How many other Senators do you think could do this?

Birds compose a song

A musician saw a photo of birds sitting on wires in a local paper and thought that they looked strangely like musical notes... so he played them. Guess what? The birds composed a pretty neat song!

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

What did I find in my backyard? I'm scared!

This weekend I found this lying right in the middle of my yard:


It appears to be some sort of dead animal that is severely decomposed. It kind of looks like a bat, but it's way too big and has a huge leg bone. It could be a rabbit or small turkey, but how did it get there? My wife thinks a snake regurgitated it after digesting the flesh. If that's true, I'm not stepping foot outside ever again because that's one big-ass snake!!! Do you have any idea what this could be and what killed it?

Jerry Lewis does it again

I was discussing on the air how much I love the Jerry Lewis Telethon every Labor Day Weekend. Not because of the amazing jugglers or tap dancers, but because of that angry sonovabitch Jerry. He's a cranky old coot that makes racist, homophobic and wildy inappropriate comments that would get anyone else kicked off of national television... but somehow he stays on the air year after year pretending to cry while singing "You'll Never Walk Alone".

This year he didn't call anyone the F-Word, but he did put down one of his sponsors and get a lap dance from Charo. Here's the video.

What's in the big egg?

What happens when you find a bigger than usual egg underneath your chicken? You crack it open and find out why it's so big...

Indian man can blow up balloons with his ear

You know this guy didn't stop at the ear... I wonder what other body parts he has attempted to blow balloons up with?

Narcoleptic Bowling, anyone?

Guy falls asleep mid-frame:

Friday, September 4, 2009

Fatty-Fat Friday!

Have a Fatty-Fat Labor Day weekend!

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Soleil Moon Frye dresses up as Punky Brewster

To celebrate her one millionth follower on Twitter, Soleil Moon Frye dressed up as her Punky Brewster character from the 80's and filmed a video thanking all of her fans. Soleil Moon Frye has one million followers??? I can't even crack 500 Twitter followers!!! Maybe Punky's on to something. OK, Twitterers, get me to One Thousand followers and I will dress up in my skinny 80's keyboard tie, parachute pants and Capezio shoes. Follow me now! Is Chess King still open?

Madonna's daughter is the new Madonna

Madonna's daughter, Lourdes, recreates the famous "Like A Virgin" pose in full costume. Keep in mind... Lourdes is 12 years old.

Greatest moment on TV this week

Tell me you didn't miss David Hasselhoff's song and dance number on America's Got Talent last night!

Church asks people to pray before sex

The Catholic Church has once again shown how in touch they are with real people. This time, they are urging married couples to pray together before having sex. And yelling "Oh God" apparently doesn't count. So when your partner starts to kneel down... it may very well be in prayer. Oh yeah, there's nothing hotter when you're really turned on than reciting a good prayer! Actually, maybe they're on to something here... Since the church doesn't allow birth control, killing the mood like this is probably a pretty good way to avoid having kids alltogether.

For those of you who are interested, here is what you're supposed to say:

"Father, send your Holy Spirit into our hearts. Place within us love that truly gives, tenderness that truly unites, self-offering that tells the truth and does not deceive, forgiveness that truly receives, loving physical union that welcomes. Open our hearts to you, to each other and to the goodness of your will. Cover our poverty in the richness of your mercy and forgiveness. Clothe us in our true dignity and take to yourself our shared aspirations, for your glory, for ever and ever. Mary, our Mother, intercede for us. Amen." Now let's do it! (I added the end part)

Link

Bad day for Brownie the cat

Awww, that's cute. The cat is doing a Steve Martin impression... WAIT! Ughhhhhhh!!!! That can't be real!

Actually, Brownie the cat was shot in the head with an arrow in Indiana. Before you freak, he's fine and will make a full recovery. Hard to believe, but true!

Click Here for a link to the full story - with video!

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Is it Boris or Derek Jeter??

Yesterday, a kid that lives in my neighborhood came running up to me and said that I looked just like Derek Jeter. After looking at some photos, I have to agree. What do you think? I think Derek is a very lucky guy!

Mr. Belding puts out a CD

If you were listening to today's show, you know that we were thoroughly enjoing some of the songs from the new Karaoke CD that was released today by Mr. Belding from Saved By The Bell. For those of you who want to hear more songs (and who wouldn't) here they are. Enjoy!

Fake TV thwarts burglars

Going to be away from home? One of the best burglar deterrents is to keep the TV on so they think you're inside watching. However, most people don't want to leave their TV on while they're on vacation. Introducing FakeTV! This new product says it reproduces the look of someone watching TV in a darkened house. I love this idea... but I love the horrible voice over in the commercial even more.

This ice cream is so gay!

Congratulations to all of our gay online listeners in Vermont (yeah, I'm talking to you, Mike and Jeff). To celebrate the legalization of gay marriage in Vermont, Ben and Jerry's has renamed their "Chubby Hubby" ice cream "Hubby Hubby". Here's a first look at the package. No, not that package. Eyes on the screen, Mike! ...That's better.

Heres a link to the full story

Nice try, Goat Boy

Pizza Hut is trying to do some viral marketing by secretly distributing this "outtake" from a commercial being recorded by comedian Jim Breuer. There are a few things wrong with this:

1 - Jim Breuer, really?

2 - Viral videos are supposed to look real. Only professionals move the camera around like that when they are trying to make it look like an amateur is shooting.

3 - Uh, #$%&'n Jim Breuer is the best you could do?

4 - Seriously, you want us to believe that he flipped out because they wouldn't let him take a bite of pizza?

5 - Yeah... Jim Breuer can't act.

Extreme!!! Tattoo!!! Skydiving!!! Radical!!!!

This guy has seen one too many Mountain Dew commercials and has decided to crank up his extreme factor to the max. He gets a tattoo while skydiving:

Followup: the kid who cries blood

Brandi was talking about this story yesterday. There is a kid who, for some unexplained reasion, cries tears of blood. Doctors are puzzled as to why this is happening. I say just go with it! Learn to play the guitar and start a screamo band, you'll be huge.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Your Dutchess County Fair memories

We want to hear your favorite moment from this year's Dutchess County Fair. Did you get hit on by a carney? Did you see a fat kid throw up next to the rides? Were you permanently scarred by the live birthing tent? Leave your stories below in the comments section!

Kid obsessed with vaccuums

This is my new hero, Gregory Evans. Greg is obsessed with vaccuum cleaners. I mean, obsessed. His dream vacation was to go to the Hoover museum and he can tell his vaccuums apart just by hearing them suck!

Man has erection (or something) on British TV show

This is a clip from Xtra Factor in England, which I think is a version of X Factor, which is inspired by Brittain's Got Talent which is a rip off of Pop Idol. How many freakin' talent shows do they have over there? And why does Simon Cowell star on all of them? Anyway, this guy has a boner on stage:

Giving the finger at Ted Kennedy's funeral.

Rose Schlossberg, daughter of Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg and granddaughter of the late President John F. Kennedy was caught on camera flashing the middle finger towards the crowds during the funeral procession for Teddy Kennedy. Why?