Rihanna's bruises

Harvey Levin and the heroes over at TMZ have obtained a photo the cops took of Rihanna after she was allegedly beat by Chris Brown on Grammy night.

The LAPD isn't too happy about the leak, and have begun an internal investigation.

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Move over ABBA, it's a new supergroup!

Hanson

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Cheap Trick

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Smashing Pumpkins

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Fountains of Wayne

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Super Colon

If you're heading to Florida, skip Disney World (You don't want to bump into The Cruise's anyway) and bring the family straight to Tampa so you can visit the world's largest colon (complete with giant polyps)!

Or, for those of you on a budget this year, just stand in front of John Goodman's house in the morning and wait for him to bend over and pick up the newspaper. Same thing.