Fatty-Fat Friday: Breaking News!

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Star Wars spoiler from 1978

Thank God there was no Internet in 1978... otherwise this article that ran in a local newspaper would have gone viral and completely ruined The Empire Strikes Back for millions of fans! It's amazing that this spoiler never spread in the 2 years before the sequel was released.

Angelina from The Jersey Shore has a new rap single

As if Angelina wasn't hated enough...