Aircheck: Angry caller upsets Boris

We've been flooded with requests to post the audio from our angry caller this morning. Here's what happened: A woman claimed that Boris was "picking on women" because he was upset that Miss USA was caught pole dancing. The woman began berating Boris over the phone... then, strangely enough, she wanted him to play a song for her.

Boris freaked, because people not paying attention to what's being said on the air and then yelling at him for something he never said is just one of his "triggers" that can set him off... And because Boris is a big fan of pole dancing! Judge for yourself if he was out of line:

Boris is psychic

This is what I sent off to Twitter immediately after watching the Miss USA pageant on Sunday night. Rima Fakih is the 24-year-old beauty queen from Michigan who wound up winning the title. How un-shocked was everyone to see this photo appear on the internet the next day?
Back in 2007, the current Miss USA won a stripper contest for local Detroit radio morning show. Fakih earned some fabulous prizes for the victory -- which included "jewelry, gift cards, adult toys and a stripper pole for home use."And despite the fact that she kept her clothes on during the pole riding, she still managed to walk away with a bra stuffed with dollar bills! There's talk about her giving up her crown over the whole thing. (Via TMZ)

If there's at least one thing we can learn from this whole scandal, it's that you need to be following me on Twitter. Do it.

Justin Bieber gets a tattoo

I don't know why this is news, but everywhere I looked this morning I was bombarded by photos of Justin Bieber getting a tattoo. Maybe it's because he's only 16... or that he decided on getting a very queer looking bird on his upper hip. Upon closer inspection, it looks more like a whale's tale... OK, back to whatever you were doing.

4 minutes of BBC News blunders

Somehow it's so much more satisfying to watch well-mannered British newscasters make mistakes than seeing Ernie Anastos say "Keep F----n that chicken!"