Friday, February 13, 2009

13 year old stud is now a dad

If you're single this Valentine's weekend, this will really depress you. The 13 year old kid pictured to the left is totally getting more action than you. In fact, his 15 year old girlfriend just gave birth to their first child. If you really want to get creeped out, read the whole story here.

Forget the SI Swimsuit issue, here's Miss Atom!

Every year, Russia holds The Miss Atom pageant. It's a beauty pageant where the participants are all employees at nucular power plants. I think this year's winner has to be the lovely Alyona Kirsanova of Novovoronezh. Sure, all of her original teeth and hair have fallen out and her thumbs glow in the dark, but her talent of melting plastic with her eyes is going to really impress the judges! Vote for your favorite now!

Listener submission: Big Stuff

Submitted by Carol from Goshen:

Do you ever wonder what it's like to be Verne Troyer? The great big stuff website can help you out. It's filled with oversized items that will make you feel small. Looking for a huge pencil? A gigantic toothbrush? Perhaps an enormous ketchup bottle? This site's got it!

Random 11 songs: Not for a Valentine's mix

Here's 11 random songs I don't think anyone should include in a Valentine's mix. Can you think of any others?

**Warning, these are the un-edited versions!!!