New Weird Al Song!!!!!!!

I know, it's not that exciting. But you have to hand it to Al... after all these years he's still putting out music. And, his parodies are pretty dead-on. Is that Jim Morrison or Al? I can't tell!

LIndsay Lohan twitters herself topless

I can't say I'm a fan of celebrities Twittering themselves all day... who really cares what Ashton Kutcher had for lunch** However, I could get on board if they follow Lindsay Lohan's lead and start posting topless photos! OK, Lindsay - I know you're starving for attention... but posting yourself topless and then complaining that the paparazzi is invading your privacy doesn't make much sense!
**But Tweets about my lunch are awesome! Make sure you follow me at twitter.com/wrrvboris!

It's tough to look satanic when you've got three chins

It was hard to ever take Marilyn Manson very seriously... now that he's starting to look more and more like Kelly Clarkson it's even harder.