Tuesday, May 31, 2011

One in a million bat bounce at the Mets game

This is either very lucky or someone's using a loaded bat.

People violently arrested for dancing

Is this America or a terrible remake of Footloose? These people were dancing at the Jefferson Memorial to protest a stupid new law that bans dancing at the Jefferson Memorial. You can guess what happens next.

Friday, May 27, 2011

The official Music All Morning plank

OK, before "Planking" becomes even more lame thank it already is, I've officiallly submitted my own contribution to this stupid craze:

George Lucas continues to ruin Star Wars

I can't believe George Lucas signed off on this.  It's the yearly Star Wars celebration in Disney World.  Just watch as the greatest movie franchise is ruined right before your very eyes.  This may even be worse than the Star Wars Holiday Special.

Flava Flav Planking

We told you about the planking craze a few weeks ago. Since then, it's been all over the news... and Flava Flav has even gotten into the act:

Controversial Glee PSA is ret.. uuuuh, stupid

This Public Service Announcement ran during last night's episode of Glee. It compares saying "retarded" to using the N-word and other racial and sexual slurs. So how do you feel about this? Is the word "retarded" really offensive? Does this PSA go a little too far?

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

New Call Of Duty is coming in November


More terrible old video footage

If this doesn't make you cringe, I don't know what will. It's awesome how terrible this is.

The Muppets are back

It's the first official trailer for the new Muppet movie. So what do you think, should the Muppets come out of retirement?

Obama's car get's stuck in Ireland

Bulletproof, fireproof, nuclear-blastproof...

Monday, May 23, 2011

Religious follower interviewed after non-rapture

I kind of feel bad for this guy. Not only didn't he get beamed up into heaven, but now he has to stand in Times Square and get yelled at by a guy with an iPhone.

Friday, May 20, 2011

It's been a good run...

I don't know about you, but I'll be spending Saturday frantically reading the endings to all of those books I've been putting off reading.  That way I'll have plenty of time for post-rapture looting at the Galleria.  See all the rest of you sinners on Sunday!

Fatty-Fat Friday!

Have a happy Rapture Weekend!

Ever see a lake blow up?

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

40 things that will make you feel old

Check out this list of things that will make you feel really old.  Enjoy!

Seth McFarlane to reboot The Flintstones

It was announced yesterday that the creator of Family Guy will be bringing back The Flintstones.  It'll be interesting to see what he can do to ruin one of the greatest cartoons ever.  It can't be anything worse than what John Goodman and Rosie O'Donnell did back in 1994.

Here's an older Seth McFarlane cartoon that may give some clues as to what he's got planned:

Monday, May 16, 2011

Planking craze sweeps Australia

First Crocodile Dundee, and now this? Thank you, Australia! By the way, if you decide that planking is for you, be careful... someone died this weekend.  What an embarrassing way to go.

Fatty-Fat Friday!

I was very upset that I was unable to update the website on Friday. For those of you who don't follow me on Facebook or Twitter, here's the video that had me laughing all weekend:

Thursday, May 12, 2011

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Crazy naked subway guy

This ain't the Naked Cowboy. Some guy (I'm guessing courtesy of Crystal Meth) started yelling racist comments on the 6 train and then stripped down naked. The whole time, an MTA police officer just seemed to watch. Seems to me that this would have been a great time to use a taser. After attacking a woman, the MTA officer, with the help of some bystanders, took the dude down. The unedited video is here, but it's completely not safe for work. An edited version is below.

Pippa Middleton side boob

You knew it was going to happen.  Apparently, the siblings of Princess Kate love to be naked.  First, photos of her naked brother hit the web.  Then pictures of Pippa a bra leaked. Now we have some actual side boob of Pippa.  Someone's sitting on some great Kate photos, I just know it...

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

S#!* My Students Write

Did you ever wonder if teachers make fun of their more unintelligent students behind closed doors?  Well, they do.  And now they've started posting it online.

Green Day responds to angry letter

This letter and it's response influenced Billy Joe Armstrong to write the song "Reject".

Monday, May 9, 2011

Jimmy Fallon's Jersey Floor

I still don't think Jimmy Fallon is funny... but this is worth it just for Rachel Dratch's dead-on Snookie character.

A late Mother's Day tribute from Mr. T.

Friday, May 6, 2011

Fatty-Fat Friday!

For some reason, Larry the Cable Guy was in Times Square with the Naked Cowboy this week.  Come on, Bloomberg! Can't you do something to clean this mess up?

Christiane Amanpour knew where Bin Laden was

This is from 2008... Someone should have listened to her "very knowlegable" friend.

Now it's Pippa that's taking it all off

Those crazy Middleton kids! Yesterday we brought you pictures of Kate's naked brother.  Well, it gets better... here's her sister, Pippa, doing some sort of topless dance.  You just know there's some Kate photos floating around out there somewhere. Come on, Internet!

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Funny slip of the tongue

Props to "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" for not editing this out:

Royal scandal

When I saw there was a nude photo scandal around the new Princess I had high hopes.  Sadly, it's Kate Middleton's brother.  Bummer.

Man head-butts car

Ladies and gentlemen, meet the perfect boyfriend. I love how his friend has to tell him "That's enough" so he doesn't pass out.

**NSFW - Strong language**

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Nu Thang!

The greatest Christian rap performed by a child wearing Zubaz pants and high tops... ever!

Miley Cyrus covers Nirvana

Kurt Cobain has killed himself... again.

Monday, May 2, 2011

Obama's Correspondents Dinner Speech

Putting all politics aside... Obama is actually pretty damn funny.

Osama is dead

Celebration at Ground Zero:

The FDNY watch the news of Bin Laden's death:

The celebration in Washington DC:

And Times Square...

Osama's hiding place

This is where Osama Bin Laden was supposedly found and killed.  Click to see it in Google Maps.