Monday, February 2, 2009

Get a PMS alert

Brandi found an amazing website this morning that could save your life! PMSbuddy.com will help calculate when your wife or girlfriend is getting PMS. This is great! Now, before you go home from work to find your loved one crying because you didn't say goodbye to the cat this morning, you'll get an email warning you that it's PMS time so you'll be prepared with an apology and a gift. This is a great service... the makers of this site should get some sort of humanitarian award.

So, did you watch the big game?


I've got to tell you, those 3-D effects were AMAZING during the Superbowl last night. At one point, I swore that Bruce Springsteen's crotch was jumping out of my TV set!

The effect was so impressive that I heard some lady in Bayonne, NJ actually got pregnant by sitting to close to her plasma TV...

Some great news bloopers

Someone in the graphics department is getting fired:

At least the anchor above didn't lose it like this idiot did:

Michael Phelps: pot head

This kind of explains Michael Phelps' crazy diet of 4 pizzas, 3 waffles, 2 pints of ice cream and 3 pounds of spaghetti. He's got the munchies! (It also explains why he seems stoned in every interview he does... he is!)

In case you don't believe the photo is real... that's Michael's watch that he wears all the time. News Of The World is also claiming that Phelps' people offered a huge pile of money to stop them from publishing the picture in fear that it would jeopardize the millions of dollars in endorsement deals.

So what do you think? Does the fact that Phelps smokes pot take away from his accomplishments? Discuss below...