Greatest Keyboard Cat video yet!

Familiar with the internet sensation that is "Keyboard Cat"? It doesn't matter. Take one cheezy Helen Hunt after-school special, add in a Hall and Oats video and you've got the greatest 5 minutes you will experience this entire week. Enjoy:

Girl gets more tattoo than she ever wanted

Kimberly Vlaminick from Belgium wanted three stars tattooed on her face. Sadly, the tattoo artist spoke very little French and misunderstood the instructions. I guess he thought she wanted a ton of stars on her face that made the shape of the number three! Kimberly said she did not notice that he was tattooing her whole face because she fell asleep.

I'm calling BS on this story.

There are only 2 possible situations that could have actually happened:

1: She was either really drunk or high and passed out. There's no way anyone could sleep through getting that many tattoos.

2: She got the exact tattoos she asked for, but realized that she looked like a douche when it was all said and done. Now she feels like an ass so she made the story up.

Regardless, you like in Belgium! Have a Delirium Tremens and a hunk of cheese and you'll feel better about the whole mess.

Here's the link to the full story including a photo of the girls ironic belt buckle.

Do you have a spare outlet?

This guy eliminated the need for power strips. What a cool idea. I'd personally have 100 Glade Plug-Ins going all at once - just to see if my cat would die from the fumes.

Obama kills flies Karate Kid style

Possible signs of peace in the Mid-East, the economy is recovering quicker than expected, My Name Is Earl has finally been cancelled... is there anything this president can't do? Watch super-president kill a fly with his bare hands!

Do you still notice Megan Fox's toe-thumb?

Uh... what thumb?