Wednesday, December 17, 2008

No birthday cake for Adolf Hitler

Here's a photo of little Adolf Hitler.
Brandi reported on the family's outrage that a local supermarket wouldn't print his name on a birthday cake. They also have other children named JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell.

I think it's safe to assume that the cake wasn't chocolate.

Flight Of The Conchords season 2 premiere - FREE!

It's a holiday miracle! Watch the season 2 premiere of Flight Of The Conchords right now for free! Courtesy of "Funny Or Die"

Hey, you smell like a Whopper

So, I'm assuming (hoping) that this is some sort of publicity stunt. Burger King has released a new scent called "Flame". According to the website it's for people who love Whoppers and it "captures the essence of that love and gives it to you. Behold the scent of seduction, with a hint of flame-broiled meat."

I know people who have worked at Burger King, and I would not describe the way they smelled after work as seductive... Anyway, if you're interested in smelling like cooked meat check out the website.

Snow delays today!

Looks like we have a massive list of 2 hour delays this morning, so I'm going to have to cut the website updates short and get my a$$ into the studio to start reading the list. I'll get back to the site later with more updates. Enjoy the morning off!

This is why Drew Carey should be fired

OK, this guy is in the showcase showdown... and guesses the EXACT amount of his showcase, winning both prize packages!!! This is practically IMPOSSIBLE to do. It hasn't happened since 1972... yet Drew couldn't care less and just stands there like a big fat lump. Man, if Bob Barker was still alive... uh, I mean if Bob Barker was still on the show... he would have gone ape s***. Drew's not even trying anymore. Come on, man!!! I know mostly 70 year olds watch TPIR, but some people have to stay home sick and the only bright spot in their day is tuning in and hoping to catch some Plinko! You act like you're the one that's been neutered.