Friday, April 30, 2010

Worst driver of the week

Fatty-Fat Friday!

Don't miss Boris at The Dutch Cabin this Wednesday for our annual WRRV Cinco De Mayo party!

Princess Leia car wash!

As the guy in the video says: This is the greatest car wash of all time!

Chelsea Handler sex tape: confirmed

This week, Chelsea Handler admitted that a sex tape found by Radar Online was, in fact, real. According to the website, the tape is as follows:

During the first part of the tape, Chelsea is fully clothed in her work uniform. She begins by introducing herself by name before going into a stand-up routine before suddenly cutting to Chelsea and her male partner engaging in an explicit sex act. Chelsea, who is on all fours on a bed is naked and at several times during the filming she looks directly at the camera. Her breasts are bare and swinging during the sex act. At the end of the "performance", Chelsea's partner speaks in a clear British accent, asking, "Did we get the (bleep) shot?" Chelsea looks into the camera and smiles at this point. Then the tape immediately cuts back into Chelsea continuing her stand-up routine in her apartment.

Here's Chelsea's take on the video:

Adolf Bieber

HE CAME FIRST for the little girls, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a little girl.

THEN HE CAME for the Tweens, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Tween.

THEN HE CAME for the soccer moms, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a soccer mom.

THEN HE CAME for me and by that time no one was left to speak up.