Reason #967 not to friend your Mom on Facebook.

Hey Boris,

My buddy John is friends with his mother on Facebook. Please let your listeners know that this is NOT a good idea! Here's a picture I took of his wall.

- Caleb


I'm assuming Mom thinks MILFs are "Moms I Like On Facebook".
-Boris

How to open a bottle of wine without a corkscrew

This drunk dude uses an old homeless person trick to open a bottle of wine without a corkscrew. And, yes, I know they're French, deal with it.

Cow caught drinking its own milk

Cow #1: Hey, look at that.

Cow #2: If I could drink my own milk, I'd never leave the pasture.

Link of the day: Hot Chicks With Fists In Their Mouths

Yep, it's a website dedicated to posting photos of hot chicks with fists in their mouths. I'm not sure if this is a fetish thing or not... but the site is totally safe for work.

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