Video of the week

It's only Monday, but this is the video of the week for sure:

Madonna without Photoshop is scary

This is supposedly a before-and-after of a recent Madonna photo shoot. The photo on the right is what happens when someone sits down with a picture of a wrinkly old lady and uses Photoshop to smooth out all of the lines. The photo on the left is a wrinkly old lady:

Another hero falls: ShamWow guy.

Did you know that the ShamWow guy's real name is Vince Shlomi? Well, when Vince isn't selling super-absorbant towels, he enjoys a good hooker. Unfortunately, he picked the wrong prostitute. According to the police report, the hooker bit down on Vince's tongue and wouldn't let go, so he punched her several times (using moves he probably perfected while demonstrating the "Slap Chop"). Eventually his tongue was released, but he was left bloody and bruised. Good thing those ShamWows can clean up any liquid!

Here's the full story from the Smoking Gun.

And for your viewing pleasure, the ShamWow informercial in Espanol. How do you say "These things don't really absorb 2 liters of soda, I want my money back!" in Spanish?: