Monday, March 30, 2009

Another hero falls: ShamWow guy.

Posted by Boris at 5:16 AM
Did you know that the ShamWow guy's real name is Vince Shlomi? Well, when Vince isn't selling super-absorbant towels, he enjoys a good hooker. Unfortunately, he picked the wrong prostitute. According to the police report, the hooker bit down on Vince's tongue and wouldn't let go, so he punched her several times (using moves he probably perfected while demonstrating the "Slap Chop"). Eventually his tongue was released, but he was left bloody and bruised. Good thing those ShamWows can clean up any liquid!


And for your viewing pleasure, the ShamWow informercial in Espanol. How do you say "These things don't really absorb 2 liters of soda, I want my money back!" in Spanish?:
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1 comment:

  1. MikeMarch 31, 2009 at 3:22 AM

    Hotel Suite - $750
    Lady of the evening - $1000
    Cost of losing tons of more infomercials - PRICELESS

    He should have Slap Chopped his nuts like in the commerical it would have been less painful

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