WRRV Bowl-A-Thon

Thanks to everyone who came out the the WRRV Bowl-A-Thon tonight. Here's a video for those of you who missed it:

Today is the WRRV Bowl-A-Thon at Mardi Bob Lanes on Taft Avenue in Poughkeepsie. There are still a few available lanes, so get a team together and come out for a great time! The lanes open at 3pm and you must register by 3:30. There will be a live performance by Sick Puppies at 4pm. Your $25 donation to The Jen Coudrey Scholarship Fund will get you unlimited bowling, a team photo, chances to win huge prizes and a very cool-looking Bowl-A-Thon T-Shirt. We'll see you there!

It's not too soon to start planning for the WRRV Boo Ball

The big "couple costume" this year is most likely to be Jon and Kate. Costume shops are already stocking up on the Kate wig... discretely called the "Eight Is Too Much". Now all you need is some spaced out looking guy to yell at all night and 8 dolls to drag around as props.

Paula Abdul "quits" American Idol

Paula Abdul announced yesterday (via Twitter) that she will be leaving American Idol. According to Fox, this was Abdul's decision... yeah right. Word is that Fox has been trying to get Paula off the show for the last two seasons. They realized that the novelty has worn off. Watching Paula high on pain pills trying to piece words together to praise every singer no matter how much they suck has become tiring. I'm speculating that they offered her a contract that was so terrible that she had to turn it down and then Fox never counter-offered and just said that Paula refused to sign for the next season.

Congratulations, Kara DioGuardi, on being the new Paula. Better practice your slurring now.

Tell your grandpa to stop posting videos!

This is disturbing. Some old dude is apparently into domination and has been instructed to make a video of himself in a diaper, wearing a pink Mickey Mouse shirt and sucking his thumb. What are the chances that "Mistress Rachel" is really the kid next door who grandpa keeps yelling at to stay off of his lawn?