Fatty-Fat Friday Caption Contest!

Caption contest time! Enter yours in the comments section below:

Some to get you started:

Doctor, will I ever ride the unicycle again?

Your results are back... you're cholesterol is slightly high.

I'll have the chicken wings with a side order of chicken wings

Did you see Nurse Harris? She came in here an hour ago to give you a sponge bath... "hmmfh! hmmfhh!!!! hmmmfh!!!!"

5 Million Dollar bank robbery caught on video

This heist went down in September at a bank in Switzerland. The robbers flew a helicoptor onto the roof, broke in with high tech tools and ran off with 5 million dollars! This is just as good as any of those Oceans movies...

Drunk woman caught on wedding video

I think this is the appropriate reaction to such a lame wedding toast:

PBR is a fancy expensive beverage in China

Here in America, we call it PBR and drink it because it's the cheapest beer in the bar. In China it's called Pabst Blue Ribbon 1844 and it costs $44 a bottle! Same recipe, same beer, different fancy bottle. I wonder how much a case of Natural Light costs over there. Full article.