Some to get you started:
Doctor, will I ever ride the unicycle again?
Your results are back... you're cholesterol is slightly high.
I'll have the chicken wings with a side order of chicken wings
Did you see Nurse Harris? She came in here an hour ago to give you a sponge bath... "hmmfh! hmmfhh!!!! hmmmfh!!!!"
Doc, I think I need a head enlargement.
ReplyDeleteFat man in a little gown!
ReplyDeleteCome on, can't you at least use a bigger towel to cover my junk? You are making things look out of proportion.
ReplyDeleteMy friends call me Turkey.
ReplyDeleteBe honest with me doc. Does this shirt make me look fat?
ReplyDeleteDoc, I think have a self-image problem. My image won't fit in any mirror.
ReplyDeleteSo... what time is lunch?
ReplyDeleteCan you please tell that guy to stop taking my picture? I'm a little sensitive about my weight.
ReplyDelete"Um... I woudn't touch my stomach if I were you".
ReplyDeleteHey, Hey, Hey, It's Fat Albert.
ReplyDeleteYea doc, I have been on the sea food diet but can't loose weight... everytime I see food-- I eat it....
ReplyDeleteYou dont have to say you told me doc. You were right when you said that eating all those bwling balls was gunna go to my thighs.
ReplyDeleteYou dont have to say I told you so, doc. You were right when you said that eating all those bowling balls was gunna go right to my thighs.
ReplyDeleteI recommend that you start putting skim milk in your coffee, instead of mayonnaise.
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