Barbara Bush's fetus filled jar

For those of you who didn't get the joke I posted on Twitter yesterday, here's the backstory:

Lucky penalty kick

Lesson learned: Goalies should not celebrate so quickly.

Listener submission: Inappropriate pop-up book

From Nicole in Stormville:

Hey Boris!
You better watch out what reading material you buy for your kid. I'd stay away from this pop-up book about elephants, I think something strange is going on here!

Dunkin' Donuts selling meat munchkins

My first thought was "Are these made from ACTUAL Munchkins?" Thankfully, the answer is no. Here's the actual description from DD:

Everyone loves a traditional pancake and sausage breakfast, but in our typical busy day it’s almost impossible to find the time it takes to sit down and enjoy it. With our new Pancake Bites, we’ve put the traditional taste of pancakes and sausage into a portable, poppable snack that you can take with you on the go, in the car, at work or any time day or night.