Mysterious blue lights over Norway last night

This could be the sign we've been waiting for from our alien overlords. Or, it could be Jesus coming back to punish Tiger Woods. More likely, it's a failed Russian missle test. Either way, it's pretty freaky! I hope someone had the good sense to blast some Pink Floyd while this whole thing went down.

Jessica Simpson is dating...

Billy Corgan from the Smashing Pumpkins. Really?

LIndsay Lohan whores it up for publicity

It's pretty hard to compete with the Tiger Woods story these days... so what's a girl to do to get some publicity? Lindsay Lohan has taken all of her clothes off and posed for Muse Magazine. Here's video of the photo shoot... The actual photos are a bit more revealing.