Watermellon attack on The Amazing Race

If you missed last night's premiere of The Amazing Race, one of the contestants had a horrible accident during a watermellon sling shot competition:



Kudos to CBS for the slo-mo replay!

Rejected ads for the Utah State Fair

Director of Napoleon Dynamite, Jared Hess, was asked to create some commercials for the Utah State Fair. These were pulled from the air for being too "Sexual". Remember, this is Utah. Mormons aren't fans of funnel cake batter.

Steven Colbert testifies for Congress

Steven Colbert's presence was so distracting to Congress, that John Conyers tried to get him to leave:



Steven did stick around, however... Here's his full testomony from Friday - I'm sure a complete recap will be on tonight's show.