Monday, August 31, 2009

Bacon is good for me!

If you don't watch "Wife Swap" you're missing out on my idea of a rockin' Friday night. Grab a couple of cold ones, prop yourself up on the couch and bask in the glory of the most awesome kid in the world. Just don't tell him you're stealing his bacon... or else he's hittin' the road!

The most boring town in the country

Everyone is coming out to see the amazing standing broom! It's called "balance", idiots!

Caption Contest!

Jon Gosselin held a pool party this weekend for a few thousand of his closest friends:
"Bitches and ho's and loads of child support, Yo!"

Post your caption in the comments section below