Monday, December 7, 2009

Tiger Woods' mistress #7?


Porn star, Holly Sampson (top left) is claiming to be Tiger Woods' mistress number seven. SEVEN! And it looks like there's even more to come. Over the weekend, Perkins waitress Mindy Lawton announced that Tiger and her had a hot and heavy love affair where they enjoyed unprotected sex in her car outside the Perkins restaurant. Also, clubgoer Cori Rist joined Jamie Jungers, Jamie Grubbs, Kalika Moquin and (allgegedly) Rachel Uchitel in the long line of Tiger Woods mistress. Welcome, to the club!

Ho Ho Fart

Music All Morning presents: Farting Santa

Boomerang mail truck

This mailman forgets to put the parking break on his truck and it rolls into heavy traffic. Miraculously, it somehow loops around and comes right back where it started.

Link of the day: Sketchy Santas

Check out this collection of sketchy-looking Santas.