Disgusting Michael Jackson jokes flood my inbox

I can't tell you how disgusted I am by the horrific jokes that listeners are sending me about Michael Jackson. It think it's just way too soon. Here are some examples of our listeners' sick sense of humor:

"They say Michael Jackson wasn't found in his home having a heart attack... he was found in a children's hospital having a stroke"

"What's black and white and dead all over?"

"Michael Jackson's upcoming dates had to be cancelled: Jason aged 9, Paul age 8, Nick age 10..."

"Apparently Michael Jackson died picking his nose. Doctors said they couldn't blame it on the sunshine or the moonlight. They blamed it on the boogie"

"Confirmation just came through that Michael Jackson died of food poisoning. Apparently he ate an 8 year old wiener"

"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney films? Kids will continue to be touched by Disney films for years to come"

Are you as outraged by these tasteless these jokes as I am? Comment below...

Bidding war over last photo of Michael Jackson

Entertainment Tonight paid a reported $100,000 for this final photo of Michael Jackson being transported to the hospital. It's very possible that he's dead in this picture as he was found not breathing and unresponsive. What do you think about Michael Jackson's death? I've been getting messages from listeners who are very upset about the passing of a music icon... and then others who are repulsed by the crimes he allegedly committed against young children. Leave your comments below.

Fatty-Fat Friday!

President of Zambia is peed on by a monkey

You know you're the president of a crap country when you get peed on by a monkey while doing a press conference.

Another fast food campaign that I think sounds dirty

Seriously... it can't just be me. I know I can't be the only one who noticed the Burger King oral sex poster. And now this Hardee's commercial seems to be asking their customers to eat their balls. What the F#$% is going on with these fast food restaurants? I don't go to a burger place to get laid, I go there because I want a tasty meal that will eventually give me a heart attack!