Friday, June 26, 2009

Disgusting Michael Jackson jokes flood my inbox

I can't tell you how disgusted I am by the horrific jokes that listeners are sending me about Michael Jackson. It think it's just way too soon. Here are some examples of our listeners' sick sense of humor:

"They say Michael Jackson wasn't found in his home having a heart attack... he was found in a children's hospital having a stroke"

"What's black and white and dead all over?"

"Michael Jackson's upcoming dates had to be cancelled: Jason aged 9, Paul age 8, Nick age 10..."

"Apparently Michael Jackson died picking his nose. Doctors said they couldn't blame it on the sunshine or the moonlight. They blamed it on the boogie"


"Confirmation just came through that Michael Jackson died of food poisoning. Apparently he ate an 8 year old wiener"

"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney films? Kids will continue to be touched by Disney films for years to come"

Are you as outraged by these tasteless these jokes as I am? Comment below...

25 comments:

  1. What's the difference between Michael Jackson & a Wal-Mart shopping bag?
    One's white, plastic & dangerous to children & the other's a pop singer.

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  2. Since Michael Jackson is 99% plastic he'll be melted in to legos so kids can with him for a change

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  3. Why are a grocery bag and Michael Jackson no longer similar?
    Though they are both white and make of plastic - Michael Jackson is no longer dangerous to kids.

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  4. Kevin in MiddletownJune 26, 2009 at 11:23 AM

    I'm as disgusted as you are. Listen to this one that my co-worker told me this morning: "What's the difference between Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson? Farrah was blowing Majors for all of these years while Michael preferred minors". Ugh! Makes me sick!

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  5. Yeah I've seen a lot of people on my Facebook friends list posting some pretty ridiculous jokes. People have used his name as a punch line when he was alive and now that he's dead people are still doing it. The guy can't catch a break. I wasn't a fan of his but I think people could show some respect or at the very least shut their mouths if they have nothing appropriate to say.

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  6. Terrible terrible .... I cant stand it. Even McDonalds is in on this. They came out with a new burger today. The MJ. It's a 50 year old beef pattie between two 10-year old buns. How horrible.

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  7. damn even when he's dead the poor man cant catch a break. MJ was a genius and icon and a legend. he was wonderful and inspired millions. people dont have hearts anymore. family, friends and fans are mourning and people are making jokes about his ALLEGED molestation and his plastic surgery. the poor man had issues! god bless him and his family

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  8. People really are tasteless. Someone on Facebook posted: "MJ wants to be cremated so little kids can play with HIM in the sandbox." Honestly people, grow up.

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  9. Elise, I totally agree with you. Poor Michael! People so mean. My boss told me this joke this morning and I was soooo upset: "What are Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson and Ed McMahon getting for 4th of July? Patrick Swayze!" Disgusting!!

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  10. I agree. He may have had some issues, but the tasteless jokes are unnecessary. a friend's Facebook status today said "Thank God MJ's dead"....I mean come on people. Like him or not, he was a music legend.

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  11. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett?

    About 3 hours

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  12. Why the heck are you posting them then?! Disseminating the hate, even with a disclaimer, is still validating it! Duh!

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  13. If people are so upset by the tasteless jokes, then why are they re-posting them here? They're just as tasteless as the rest of us.

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  14. at least wait till he's in the ground, jeeze!

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  15. When Farrah Fawcette died god granted her one whish. She wished for all the kids to be safe. So god killed Michael Jackson

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  16. um yeah, you're all just perpetuating the distastefulness by reposting all this stuff. you're all just as bad as the original joke-tellers.

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  17. the only man in history to be born a poor black man and die a rich white one.

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  18. really, you think the previous posters are being sarcastic, you're a genius

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  19. pearly gates with a child mlester, an crack hed, and balloons and a houe and check.lord take me now.

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  20. What the hell does that post above me say?

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  21. i don't know what the big deal is all about, he wasn't even that good of a singer. and i'm sure he was much better on the 8 year old ski team than he was at dancing. just sayin.

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  22. This is the worst of it: Top Ten Totally Tasteless Jokes about Michael Jackson
    http://toptenlog.blogspot.com/2009/06/top-ten-totally-tasteless-jokes-about.html

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  23. What's REALLY funny about all you hypocritical phonies is your expressed disdain and horror over tasteless MJ jokes - prior to adding one of your own!

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  24. i hate this!pple always want 2 talk about michael jackson!even if u dont like him,u shouldnt talk about him that way!how wood u feel if pple kept talkin about u!i luv michael jackson and i think that he is a great singer anddancer!he has been make'in history wile yall ben siten on yall couches and just makin fun of pple!he is dead 4 cryin out loud!i think u shood show sum respect!if u dont hav nuthing nice 2 say then dont say nuthin at all!!!!!

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  25. The truth hurts, huh? For all of the people who are defending that pervert, would you have allowed your pre-pubescent boys to spend the night with him like the other "parents" did? I would love to know exactly what was so special about him to make seemingly intelligent adults defend him so strenuously.

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