Thursday, February 17, 2011

Ass Cam reveals nothing we didn't already know

A couple of hot girls hid a camera to observe what happens when they walk past guys as they shake their well-rounded behinds. Shockingly, the guys looked. Every one of them. Even Jesus.

The Phil Collins Day Parade

If you're a regular listener of the show, you know that I hate Phil Collins. If I even see his face my body clenches up and I feel physically ill... don't even get me started on what happens when I'm unfortunate enough to hear one of his songs. So, as you'd expect, I did not attend this year's Phil Collins Day in Brooklyn. And from the looks of it, not many other people did too. I will have nightmares about that paper mache Phil Collins head for months.

A driver's worst nightmare

This traffic circle is a series of 5 circles interconnected inside two larger circles that rotate in opposite directions. Oh, and did I mention this is in England, where you have to drive on the opposite side of the road?

Unfortunate yearbook cropping

Lesson learned: Don't wear an American Eagle shirt on picture day. Either go full-douche and plop down the extra money for the actual A&F shirt or embrace your thriftiness and wear Old Navy.