Tuesday, August 31, 2010

It's official: drinking makes you live longer!

A study was released yesterday that proves (once again) drinking is good for you. The shocking part of the study is that people who don't drink at all have the shortest life span... even heavy drinkers live longer than those who abstain! The group with the higest longevity was the moderate drinkers (1-3 a day). Don't believe me? Check out the whole study published by Time magazine.

Bras tested on a roller coaster

Britain's Ultimo Bras decided to prove their durability and lift support by sending a bunch of test subjects on a bouncy roller coaster. I love science!

Bell tower plays Lady Gaga

"Bad Romance" by Lady Gaga is probably the second most dangerous thing that could come after you from atop a bell tower. This video comes from the campus of Iowa State University:

Monday, August 30, 2010

Scott Weiland falls off the stage

Here's video of the story Brandi was talking about this morning. Stone Temple Pilots were performing in Cincinatti when Scott Weiland lost balance and fell off the stage.

You can see Scott Weiland stay up on the stage (hopefully) at the PNC Bank Arts Center courtesy of WRRV! Just listen to the Listener Of The Day contest all week for your chance to win.

They've finally done it!

Just when you thought they'd deep-fried everything that could ever be deep fried... They find out a way to deep-fry beer! These pillows of amazingness will be featured at the Texas State Fair at the end of September. Anyone up for a road trip?

Check out the official fried beer website here.

Grandma rocks out

I'm telling you, there's no one who doesn't love this Kid Rock song:

Friday, August 27, 2010

Fatty-Fat Friday!

See you at the fair this weekend!

After the Dutchess County Fair...

What do farmers do for fun when the fair is over? This:

Pook trick shots set to Metallica

These guys rock!

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Boris live at the Dutchess County Fair

Catch Boris broadcasting LIVE at the Dutchess County Fair this Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday from 10am to 3pm!

Chef goes on a rampage

This chef just got fired and it's safe to say that he isn't too happy about it. Geez, even those idiots that Gordon Ramsey fires don't get this worked up.

Monday, August 23, 2010

Stop The Mosque music video

It's intolerant and has a catchy beat. I give it a 7.

No, this isn't a song from an upcoming South Park episode, it's a REAL video made by those crazy Mosque protesters. You know, the folks that make us look like a bunch of scared, racist rednecks. Oops, I forgot tone-deaf. Amerukuh... F-yeah!

Steve from Blue's Clues didn't kill himself after all!

Remember Steve from Blue's Clues?

Megan Fox's shirts

People have commented about how Megan Fox wears shirts that look like they belong to 8-year-old boys. Well, apparently they do. For the record, she wears them much better.

The Snazzy Napper

Good luck using this in an airport without getting strip searched.

Friday, August 20, 2010

Chatroulette ads for The Last Exorcism are awesome

What better way to promote your movie than to give a bunch of horny guys the ultimate in blue balls...

*Warning - Language NSFW*

Fatty-Fat Friday!

Introducing Burger King NY Pizza Burger: It's four Whopper patties, slices of pepperoni and mozzarella cheese with marinara and Tuscan sauce on a sesame seed bun. Sadly, it's only available at the new BK Bar at 561 Seventh Avenue in New York (Which is only like 5 blocks away from Grand Central, we can be down there by lunch... who's with me?)

Britney Spears' tongue

Britney has been doing something very strange with her tongue since 1998. This video has more than enough proof to back up the claim that Britney's tongue has a mind of it's own. Just try to talk with your tongue sticking out like hers... it can't be done!

Gravity explained by your Facebook friends

If you're going to type out you most idiotic thoughts, you might want to do it over private message instead of posting it on your wall for everyone to see. (Click photo to read the full-sized version).

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Girl with the luckiest boyfriend in the world

Batman robs Taco Bell

These kids were bored. They had a video camera and Batman costume lying around... so it only made sense to head down to Taco Bell:

Next time I hope they steal a tripod from PC Richards.

Kyle Minogue photo banned from Facebook

This image of Kylie Minogue holding a microphone as she cuddled a teddy bear after a concert performance in London has been banned from Facebook. Let's see if you can figure out why:

Bees attack police officer

This cop was trapped in his cruiser for 3 hours as bee handlers removed a swarm that had attacked his vehicle. I assume they were after the donuts.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis make out

The trailer for Black Swan was just released. It looks like someone created a big artsy-fartsy script for an over-directed film just so we could see Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis go at it... Well, they've got my $12!

Bieber gets revenge on Twitter hacker

So, we told you yesterday about the kid that hacked into Justin Bieber's best friend's Twitter account, stole Bieber's phone number and texted him. Bieber got revenge by Tweeting the kid's phone number with the message "Call Me". This is what's been happening to the poor kid's phone ever since:

Jonah Hill on Sesame Street

The word of the day: Mustache!

Rolling Stone's True Blood cover

A naked Anna Paquin (and some gay dudes) on the cover of Rolling Stone. I gotta start watching this show.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Tom Green at the Gathering of the Juggalos

Over the past 15 years I've only done a handful of live broadcasts or personal appearances where I've felt uncomfortable. Large groups of totally stoned and drunk a-holes can be a little intimidating because you never know what's going to happen next. There's about 4 times in this video where I can actually see Tom Green poop in his pants a little. Can you spot them?

*NSFW - Strong language and excessive Juggalos*

Frame by frame remake of Separate Ways

Some may say this is a phenominal waste of time... I say well done! It's an exact shot-for-shot remake of Journey's Separate Ways; the most awesomely-cheezy video of all time.

The NOW logo will never be the same

I think this is the exact OPPOSITE of what they were going for.

But stupid is forever!

Monday, August 16, 2010

Return Of The Jedi lost footage

This scene premiered at the Star Wars Festival in Orlando over the weekend. It shows Luke building his own lightsaber on Tattooine. The footage will be added to the special Blu-Ray version of the movie. However, I'm not sure if it will be as good without the sounds of hundreds of orgasming nerds as heard in this video:

Bee Bewb Girl!

That's it. I'm getting one of those special dishes that gets live TV from Japan. After seeing this, there's no going back to The Big Bang Theory.

Beacon Pinball Arcade on CNN

I'm not sure how we missed this, but CNN covered the city of Beacon shutting down the Retro Arcade Museum. They did kind of leave out the part about the museum getting all sorts of noise complaints and the city trying to relocate it... but it's a much better story without all of those pesky facts.

Tila Tequila attacked by Juggalos

Tila Tequila performed at the Gathering Of The Juggalos. This is the yearly white-trash festival held by Insane Clown Posse that I was soooo excited about last month.

The crowd pelted her with rocks, mud, beer bottles, feces from the port-o-potties and one inspired Juggalo soaked a watermellon in urine for 2 weeks just to throw at Ms. Tequila.

After running off stage, Tila was followed to her trailer by 2,000 ICP fans that surrounded the tour vehicle and smashed all of the windows.

She's kind of lucky that this is all the damage she recieved:

TMZ has video of her taking off her top to try and calm down the crowd. Surprisingly, this didn't work so well.

Friday, August 13, 2010

Fatty-Fat Friday!

It was announced this week that the "Cathy" comic strip, about a fatty-fat who screams "AACK!" while eating pounds of chocolate and never finding a man, is retiring after 34 years. The final strip will run October 3rd.

An ANGRY karaoke performance

This Asian guy does a very passionate version of Carrie Underwood's "Before He Cheats". Something tells me that this guy knows the pain of being cheated on.

Girl imitates parents "doin' it"

These guys need to make sure their daughter is completely exhausted and asleep before having sex. That's why parents buy swing sets! Otherwise, you get called out on making noises like a girl:

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Only in North Carolina...

Dog butt-wiping montage

Dogs wipe their butts to Bach's Cello Suite No.1 Prelude. Classy.

Introducing the Hopsicle

Time for a road trip to the East Village! A bar down there has introduced the Hopsicle. It's a can of beer that's been infused with sugar and lime juice then frozen for 4 days with a stick poking out. The bartender slices the can in half and you've got one of the best tasting push-pops ever!


Buried church on Google Maps looks like NES controller

This buried church in Ethiopia looks amazingly like a Nintendo controller. The Church of St. George in Lalibela, Ethiopia, was dug out of the earth, apparently by Legend Of Zelda fans from space.

Bo the "Bailer"

This was all over the net yesterday. Dude bails on his hot girlfriend and lets her get nailed by a foul ball:

Wednesday, August 11, 2010


Drunk Russian can't get his "shirt" on

I guess this video has been going around for a while, but I've never seen it before. This Russian guy is so drunk that he attempts to put his pants on as a shirt. It just keeps getting better and better as the video goes on. Classic!

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Justin Bieber nailed by a water bottle

This is just so much fun to watch... is that wrong?

Woman wants her McNuggets NOW!

This woman got upset because McDonald's wouldn't serve her Chicken McNuggets during breakfast time. I'll admit, that breakfast rule is very annoying. Especially if you're comming down from a 24-hour crack bender and just want to grab some chicken before going to work driving a school bus.

I wish I was going back to school!

This is the new liquid graphite pencil. It writes like a pen, erases like a pencil and then becomes permanant after 3 days. Very cool:

Weezer's new album: Hurley

This is the actual cover of Weezer's next album "Hurley" due out September 14th:

It's a photo of Jorge Garcia, the actor who played Hurley on Lost. This is what Rivers Cuomo said about the album: "We struggled super hard trying to come up with an album title, trying to find some kind of phrase that summed up the whole aesthetic behind the album: 'Heavy Mental,' 'Smaller Than Life,'" Cuomo says. "I was coming up with all kinds of stuff, but ultimately, we just went with some random word that doesn't really have anything to do with anything. I just loved this photo of Jorge Garcia -- it just had this amazing vibe. We didn't want to do a fourth self-titled record and we knew people would refer to it as 'the Hurley record' even if left it without that title, so we just called it 'Hurley.' No words are on the cover because all we wanted was his amazing face."

Monday, August 9, 2010

Woman way too excited to be on TV


Best magician ever

After a few unsuccessful tries, the guy finally gets it right.

**Not safe for work (partial nudity)**

It's a bad day when a deer steals your wife.

Friday, August 6, 2010

Fatty-Fat Friday!

This persistent fatty desperately wants some attention... so we've made him our Fatty Fat Friday this week!

Kid very excited about seeing boobs

This woman decided to flash at the X-Games (good for her!). Check out the reaction of the kid on the upper right-hand corner of the screen:

Spiderman plays baseball in Japan?

Check out this amazing catch! I can only imagine the announcer is saying "Holy S#&@!" in Japanese.

Every lightsaber ignition and retraction

Well, someone had to do it. It's a compilation of every time a lightsaber turns on or off in every Star Wars movie. It starts from the oldest film and works it's way up to the newest... then back again.

One thing I've noticed: The better the film, the less lightsaber there is!

Longest basket ever made (unconfirmed)

Check out what must be take #9847 of this shot from the top of the Vulcan monument in Birmingham, Alabama:

Thursday, August 5, 2010

First glimpse at the Lost epilogue!


The 6th season comes out on DVD on August 24th, and it includes a 12-minute extra chapter called "The New Man in Charge." The episode will center around Hurley's reign as the new Jacob (with help from his number-two, Ben) and will answer some lingering questions, like how the island kept receiving those Dharma Initiative food drops.

Here's a clip:

The "Banana" in Banana Republic

I thought Abercrombie and Fitch were the only ones who sold their clothes by using giant penises... Hehe... it says herringBONE!

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

The Daily Show in Rhinebeck

If you didn't catch The Daily Show on Monday night, here's a segment that was recorded in Rhinebeck over the weekend:

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Paul Rudd used to be a Bat Mitzvah DJ (video)

Before he was a big movie star, Paul Rudd used to be a party DJ. Just goes to show that dreams really do come true! Here's some awesome footage of him hard at work just a year or so before he was in Clueless...

Reporter destroys an ice sculpture

Some of you got all upset about the Mets video that was posted the other day, saying that it was fake or staged... I never said it was or wasn't, but it DID air live during the game. (If it IS fake, someone please explain how the guy could have known exactly when the camera was going to be on and how he timed his walk down the concourse so perfectly.)

Not to make the same mistake this time... this video kind of LOOKS fake, but is clearly part of an actual local news show that aired live from the Orange County Fair (the one in CA, not Middletown). Judge it as you will:

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

A house that Kirstie Alley could never live in

Tina Fey's first acting job

Oh boy, this is embarrassing! The 90's was a great decade for flowered vests and short hair.

Drunk Mets fan trips

Did anyone see this during the game last week?

Monday, August 2, 2010

Antoine Dodson is now famous!

We introduced you to Antoine Dodson last week. He was pissed off at the homeboy who has been "rapin' everybody out here". His warnings to hide ya kids, hide ya wife, and hide ya husband caused an internet sensation. So, the news department decided to go back and interview him again:

Here's just one of the video tributes to Antoine:

Snooki arrested on Friday

The pride of the Hudson Valley was arrested on Friday for disorderly conduct. She was drunk, doing funnels on the boardwalk, entered the beach without a badge, pushed a guy, jumped on a bike that she didn't own and some other stuff.

If you can't wait until season 3 of The Jersey Shore to see it all, here it is thanks to some eyewitnesses:

Lisa Simpson got married yesterday

Chelsea Clinton wasn't the only celebrity getting married this weekend... According to a 1995 episode of The Simpsons, Lisa was supposed to tie the knot yesterday too!