Thursday, June 25, 2009

Michael Jackson has died

Holy crap! The internet has imploded... about a half hour ago I posted on Facebook and Twitter that TMZ has reported Michael Jackson had died. Twitter isn't working or accepting my updates right now and Facebook has slowed to a crawl. Getting CNN to load hasn't been easy either. It's official now: NBC is the first major news outlet to confirm that Michael Jackson has died. Poor Farrah Fawcett... All of her tributes have now been bumped for round-the-clock Jacko coverage. Of course, we'll be talking about it tomorrow morning...

Kid has tough time eating ice cream at soccer match

This kid is either really confused on how to eat ice cream, or just extremely bored having to sit and watch a European soccer match. Wait for it...

Again, do I have a dirty mind...

...or does this chandelier look a little, ahem, familiar?

Gov. Mark Sanford's love letters

We now know that South Carolina Governor, Mark Sanford, wasn't missing and wasn't hiking the Appalachian Trail... he was actually in Argentina with his mistress, Maria. The State newspaper has obtained their love letters and printed them for the whole world to see. I'm not sure how they are able to do that. The guy wasn't doing anything illegal or anything to harm the state of South Carolina... he was just being a creep and getting some action on the side. I guess this is a good lesson to anyone in the public eye. Man, I sure hope my stalker emails to Joy Behar don't see the light of day!