Monday, March 23, 2009

Video of the day: Girl hits bird and freaks out!

Yes, it's very sad when someone hits a bird with their car. But this girl needs to chill!

Ashton Kutcher Tweets Demi's Ass

Ashton Kutcher is always on Twitter. Usually his Tweets are about as lame as mine are. But this weekend, he decided to post photos of his wife's ass... His wife, Demi Moore's ass. I wonder if it's just a coincidence that Bruce Willis was getting married to some young hottie on the same day? Perhaps Ashton was trying to make his elderly wife feel youthful again:

watching my wife steam my suit while wearing a bikini. I love God!
9:43 AM Mar 21st from TweetDeck

I'm not wearing the bikini she is that's what makes it so glorious
9:46 AM Mar 21st from TweetDeck

shhh don't tell wifey http://twitpic.com/2bj58
10:11 AM Mar 21st from TweetDeck

Here are the photos he posted:

Google Maps takes down photo of drunk Brits

Google Maps street view captured this drunk dude from the UK throwing up on the street. The best part is that he's being consoled by some other bald drunk dude wearing antlers. Sadly, the photo was removed from the site, but you can see it here:

Don't open the door, Mom, I'm "Stuffing A Bear"!

This guy goes to one of those Build A Bear places and stuffs a bear on live TV. His technique, however, is a little too good... Watch for the hosts' reaction.