Tuesday, May 12, 2009

You're welcome, environment

Last week I was talking about my dependency on water bottles. I'm too lazy buy a re-usable bottle, so I grab a new Poland Spring bottle each day, re-fill it every few hours and then send it off to the giant water bottle landfill somewhere in New Jersey. Well, the response from the WRRV listeners was pretty crazy. People think I'm "killing the children" and "an ego centric non celebrity who needs to set an example to give (my) life some sort of meaning". Add all of that to the constant looks of disgust from Brandi each time I take a sip of water and it still wasn't enough to ween me off of my Poland Spring... until now.

My neighbor, who no doubt cries each week while watching me haul a huge recycle bin of water bottles out to the curb, came over to the house yesterday with a gift:


Presenting my new water bottle! It's dishwasher safe so I don't have to scrub it out each night and has a nice flip top so I can keep it in the studio without having to worry about knocking it over and electrocuting myself. I'll keep you posted on how it works out... in the meantime, stop sending me emails and go throw blood on the Olsen twins or something.

Farewell fanny pack, hello Cap-sac!

Too cool to wear a fanny pack? Well let me introduce you to the Cap-sac!

Order one now, before heading out to Bonnaroo! This will surely be the accessory of the summer.

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2 gross celebrities and one almost nipple

I'm not big on celebrity news, but while preparing for the show each morning I need to peruse the celeb sites in search of the next Christian Bale meltdown. This morning I came across 3 strange and wonderful photos that I thought you'd be interested in. Note: these are ACTUAL pictures, and are not photoshopped in any way.

#1 - Remember Natalie Maines? She's the angry one from the Dixie Chicks who is always yelling at people on TV. Well, apparently she is angry because of all of that testosterone flowing around in her body. Yep, she's now a dude:


#2 - Kelly Clarkson is slowly morphing into Meatloaf. Or she's eating way too much Meatloaf... Something to do with Meatloaf, for sure:


#3 - Is that almost Natalie Portman's nipple? Just thinking out loud... sorry.