Cow giving birth to a man

Uh... not sure what this is about, but since I had to watch it now you do too.

This is why I don't ski

Besides the fact that skiing is very cold, wet, expensive and especially painful for someone like me that has misshapen duck feet... I am scared to death of that chair lift. And now my fears have been validated. Check out this guy who lost his pants, and probably his lunch, after flipping over on a chair lift!
More unedited photos of the whole embarrassing mess at SmokingGun