Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Employees caught bathing in KFC sink!

I just finished posting about the newest trends in sexting when I open my email and see these camera phone photos of girls in bikinis. After careful examiniation, I realize that this is no sexting incident... it's a health code violation!

These girls are bathing in a KFC kitchen sink!!!!

Apparently, they all work at KFC and thought it would be fun to strip down and start swimming in the sink. I don't think I've ever been to a KFC and fantasized about the counter person rubbing their dirty body parts all over my bucket of original recipe. No wonder my chicken always tastes like Proactiv zit cream!

A trio of Anderson girls are in hot water with their fast-food employer for dipping themselves into the sink used to clean dishes. One of the girls bathing in the sink at the Anderson Kentucky Fried Chicken posted the photos on the Internet and after management learned of them, all three were suspended today, said Cheri, assistant manager at the restaurant. She declined to give her last name.

“The girls are being reprimanded for it,” Cheri said.

She said she learned of the photos, which had been posted publicly on the girl’s MySpace.com social Web site, during the dinner rush today.

The photos, which appeared to have been posted late last month, showed the girls bathing in the deep commercial sink and posing in their underwear and swimwear. “I was in shock when I saw it,” Cheri said.

Link to the full story

Word of the week: Sexting

If you've ever visited MySpace you know that teenage girls love to take dirty photos of themselves. Hell, Miley Cyrus has been doing it for years. Last week we even brought you the story of a high school cheerleader who was kicked off of the squad for texting nude photos of herself to her classmates. It seems that the trend has become all too common. So much so, that a whole new word has just been invented...

Sexting (v): To trade images with dirty messages, nude or sexually explicit photos, often in reference to teenagers

Now that it's all over the internets, I'm sure we can look forward to Katie Couric doing a hard-hitting report about "sexting" on the CBS Evening News. So, have you ever sexted someone... if so, did it end in disaster? Drop us an email and let us know, we may your story on the show. (Photo attachements are optional!)

Guantanamo Bay's Buzzcuts

A list of the most played songs of Guantanamo Bay has just been released. These are the songs that were played to torture prisoners into submission. Barney I can understand, but David Gray? That's just cruel and unusual!

Brandi's got a brand new bag!

Would you sit through the entire Radio City Christmas Spectacular just to get a free bag? Well, you're not Brandi. Check out the bag that she earned for suffering through 3 hours of Rockettes, Camels and Choirs.

Did you see the trailer for "Powder Blue" yet?


OK, this looks like some crappy art house film. Forrest Whitaker? oh great. Ray Liotta? Snore! Santa committing suicide? Ridiculous! Oragami, kite flying, Kris Kirstofferson and some guy in a tunnel with a bear mask on? I am so outta here!

WAIT! Is that Jessica Beil naked? This looks like the BEST - MOVIE - EVER!

Broccoli eating cat

Yeah, it's a cute video. The cat loves broccoli. However, the best part is at 1:26 when the woman states that the video will be posted to Youtube by fortnight. Who still uses Old English? Fortnight??? They're probably part of some strange cult that wears pink swatch watches and sits around feeding vegetables to their many sacred cats (and, apparently, geckos).

Also, a fortnight is 14 days... so she made us wait two whole weeks before releasing this amazing footage of a broccoli eating cat! These people are sick.

The Kiss of Deaf

I saw this headline and couldn't resist:

Chinese man ruptures girlfriend's ear with passionate kiss

Seriously, who would suck someone's ear THAT hard? Check out the whole story and decide which is worse; walking around with a hickey on your neck or going deaf.

*Best joke I've seen online about this story: At least she didn't get hearing AIDS!