I'll be honest, I'm a little creeped out by people who find it necessary to bring their pet to meet Santa. First off, your pet has no idea what the hell is going on. I know people think that their pet is the smartest animal on earth, but honestly - Rover only sees a red and white blob that is saying "mahblalbhahb". Secondly, what is your pet going to ask for for Christmas? It already gets free food and lodging and someone to pick up it's poop. Fido doesn't deserve a Christmas present, he's been mooching off of you way too long. Finally, get a life. There must be a thousand better things to do with your time than bring your animal child for a visit to Santa. How about finding a real child who's parents won't bring him to see Santa? Heck, you can even bring your spoiled little dog for the ride.
Anyway, one of these crazy animal people apparently almost killed Santa with their pet Bobcat..
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