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I'm afraid that this is what would happen to my aunt if she didn't have Fox News to watch all day long.

My aunt is gonna freak out, thanks Fox News!

I hate Fox News. Not because of their political agenda, but because they scare the crap out of my elderly aunt. All she does is sit home and play with her cat while watching Fox News, and every time I see her she is terrified about something she saw on that damn channel. First she was freaking out because they told her that her TV was going to blow up in February when all programming converts to digital. Last month she was convinced that Obama wasn't actually born in America and that his birth certificate was locked in some secret vault in Hawaii. Now I really can't wait for Christmas dinner, because I know she's going to be talking about how the FBI is listening to us RIGHT NOW!!! Good, let the FBI listen in... I'm sure they'd love to hear all about the litterbox habits of my Aunt's cat and how she heard that Hillary Clinton is actually a dude.

Why are you supposed to wear the Wii wrist strap?

Because this can happen...