Jail cell high dive

I'm not sure, but this looks as if he was trying to escape jail by diving through the toilet:

Algebra teacher freaks on class

How do I reeeeech these kids? How about not throwing desks at them.

Insane Clown Posse come out as Christians

F'n magnets... how do they work? Jesus makes them work, that's how.

Well, this explains why their music kind of sucks. Insane Clown Posse have now admited that they've secretly been a Christian rock band all along. That noise you hear is the screaming of thousands of confused Juggalos. Full article