Brandi's crush: Mark Ruffalo

We were talking about the list released by date.com of the celebrities on top of everyone's "Sex Pass List". You know, the list of people your allowed to sleep with even though you're in a committed relationship. I don't play this game, because I know if I ever met Olivia Munn or Evangeline Lilly and somehow they wanted to sleep with me (could happen!) my wife would have none of it - list or not.

Anyway, IF Brandi was in a committed relationship she said her one pass would be for Mark Ruffalo. Yeah, I didn't know who he was either. But after looking at a photo of him he looks like the love child of Joe Rogan, Johnny Knoxville and the gay brother on Six Feet Under.

What do you think, ladies? Hot or not?

The last moments of a fish's life

You think you're having a bad day? Could be worse. You could be minding your own business, swimming peacefully in a pond and then... WHAM!

Did you miss Jimmy Kimmel this week?

Chances are you didn't see this... because not too many people are watching Jimmy Kimmel. Too bad, because he's funny as hell. Maybe once he goes up against Jimmy Fallon people will watch by default. Give Kimmel a chance, who else could get Mel Gibson to do this:

Let the 8 ball answer your emails

Here's a great way to piss off your friends... answer their emails using only the phrase given to you by the Magic 8 Ball. This dude did just that, and the response from his friends is pretty funny.

I may try this today because I actually have a Magic 8 Ball on my desk. Someone gave it to me a few years ago, and I thought it would make me look retro and cool if I put it on display. It would make people think: "Hey, this Boris guy has a desk, but he also knows how to have fun. Do you think he actually uses the 8 Ball to decide things that are important? How outrageous! He's young AND fun!". Did it work? Hell, let's ask the 8 Ball...

I figured as much... Guess I should lose the Rubik's Cube too. Link

Woman can't park her own car

Comment all you want below... I didn't say anything about women drivers. I'm just posting the video, yo.

The Fresh Prince goes folk

Kay Pettigrew is one of those artists you listen to at Starbucks. For some strange reason she's decided to cover the Fresh Prince Of Belaire theme song in a way that would make Carlton squeal with delight. Enjoy:

Is your kid this cool?