Return Of The Jedi lost footage

This scene premiered at the Star Wars Festival in Orlando over the weekend. It shows Luke building his own lightsaber on Tattooine. The footage will be added to the special Blu-Ray version of the movie. However, I'm not sure if it will be as good without the sounds of hundreds of orgasming nerds as heard in this video:

Bee Bewb Girl!

That's it. I'm getting one of those special dishes that gets live TV from Japan. After seeing this, there's no going back to The Big Bang Theory.

Beacon Pinball Arcade on CNN

I'm not sure how we missed this, but CNN covered the city of Beacon shutting down the Retro Arcade Museum. They did kind of leave out the part about the museum getting all sorts of noise complaints and the city trying to relocate it... but it's a much better story without all of those pesky facts.

Tila Tequila attacked by Juggalos

Tila Tequila performed at the Gathering Of The Juggalos. This is the yearly white-trash festival held by Insane Clown Posse that I was soooo excited about last month.

The crowd pelted her with rocks, mud, beer bottles, feces from the port-o-potties and one inspired Juggalo soaked a watermellon in urine for 2 weeks just to throw at Ms. Tequila.

After running off stage, Tila was followed to her trailer by 2,000 ICP fans that surrounded the tour vehicle and smashed all of the windows.

She's kind of lucky that this is all the damage she recieved:

TMZ has video of her taking off her top to try and calm down the crowd. Surprisingly, this didn't work so well.