Friday, January 14, 2011

New Zodiac Signs

So... you might have woken up this morning to find out that you're no longer a Taurus, but an Aries. Due to the Earth's changing alignment in the last 3000 years, the sign you are born into may have changed. Even more shocking, astronomers are now saying that there's a new 13th Zodiac sign called Ophiuchus, which falls between Scorpio and Sagittarius. Make sure to check out the chart below before reading your horoscope today!

Capricorn: Jan. 20 - Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 - March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18- May 13
Taurus: May 13- June 21
Gemini: June 21- July 20
Cancer: July 20- Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10- Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16- Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30- Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23- Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29- Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17- Jan. 20

Fatty-Fat Friday!

I'm just guessing that these don't come in medium. Seriously, if you're too lazy that you need to wear clothes that you can take a dump in, you've got a problem.

Sarah Palin's breath

44 seconds of her Arizona speech, with all of the words taken out. Creepy.

Palin's Breath from wreckandsalvage on Vimeo.

Rat on a train

If this was a Disney film, everyone would love Louie the subway rat. In real life, he crawls on homeless men and freaks everyone out.