Hail to the Chia!

I'm so confused. I don't know how to feel about the new Obama Chia Pet. Is this is patriotic, racist, awesome or just stupid? I guess I'll have to buy 38 of them and figure it out for myself.

Drunk teacher dances for students

A teacher in Florida showed up to her middle school classroom drunk off her ass. Unfortunately, it was the not-so-hot teacher on the left. She "grinded" against the students, pulled down her pants and was later found passed out at the local pool. Students were told by administrators to delete videos on their phones of the event. Luckily, they didn't:

PETA kills animals too? There's no hope for fluffy.

WTF! A report was just released that claims PETA has killed 95% of the animals in their care that were eligible for adoption. According to the Virginia Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services, PETA killed 2,124 pets last year and placed only seven in adoptive homes.

Apparently,PETA's too busy throwing blood at Olsen twins to help find homes for fluffy.

Legless Rapper

This is Half Price, the legless rapper. He's kid of like Kid Rock. If Kid Rock wasn't a very good rapper and had no legs.

**Over 18 only - The video contains lots of F-words, drug use and legless dancing. Don't watch it at work (or watch it at work with the sound down).**