Fatty-Fat Friday!

I won't be here tomorrow, but I didn't want to leave you without a Fatty-Fat this week. Here's "Chaz" Bono. I believe she still has her lady parts in this photo.

Happy Birthday, Brandi!

I don't celebrate co-workers' birthdays because I don't really care about that sort of thing. I know that Brandi does, however. Since I won't be here tomorrow on her actual birthday I decided to take a trip to Carvel and buy her a genuine Fudgy The Whale. Brandi was not very impressed... "what is this, an ice cream cake?" Ugh. This will be the last time I ever get anyone from WRRV anything for their birthday.

Homer Simpson on your GPS

Tom-Tom has released the latest celebrity voice for use on their GPS devices... Homer Simpson! Now you'll never get lost on the way to Dunkin Donuts because you'll have turn-by-turn directions read to you by Homer! Here's a couple of samples of what the GPS sounds like.

Ladies, he's single!

Billy Joel and his (third)wife are shown here holding up fingers to show how many years they've been married before they decided to split up. They issued this statement to the Daily News: "After nearly five years of marriage, Billy and Katie have decided to separate. This decision is the result of much thought and consideration. Billy and Katie remain caring friends, with admiration and respect for each other."

So... ladies, he's single! Just be careful if he wants to pick you up for a date. You may want to volunteer to drive your own car.

Kids, we have a new dog!

Introducing the new texting champion

Kate Moore won $50,000 by beating out 20 other finalists from around the country after two days of challenges like texting blindfolded and texting while maneuvering through a moving obstacle course. These skills are very important; it's great training for texting while drunk and locked in a windowless bathroom with no lights or texting while being chased by a pack of wild dogs (hey, we've all been there)! Cngrts kt! lol u r d bst evr. no1 txts lk u. 50gs FTW!