Tune in all this week for your chance to battle the WRRV DJs in a friendly paintball competition! Each morning at 9:20am our Listener Of The Day and a friend will join the listener team to play against Boris, Brandi, Shmonty, Simon, Hopkins and the rest of the WRRV staff!
I saw this story this morning and couldn't wait to share it with Brandi. Every day Brandi checks out the damn "Panda Cam" at the San Diego Zoo while making annoying cutsey sounds every time a panda bear eats or poops. Well, it seems as if Brandi and the zoo are screwing up the natural balance. That's right, some scientists are now insisting that Pandas should be extinct, but humans are messing with nature and keeping them alive only because they are cute and cuddly.
I posted this link a month ago, but for some reason I keep getting emails from listeners asking me to put it on the site.
McKenzie Phillips makes some big revelations on the Oprah Winfrey show tomorrow. For our younger readers, McKenzie Phillips was the ugly older sister on "One Day At A Time" and the real-life daughter of Mamas And Papas singer, John Phillips.
"On the eve of my wedding, my father showed up, determined to stop it," Phillips wrote. "I had tons of pills, and Dad had tons of everything too. Eventually I passed out on Dad's bed."My father was not a man with boundaries. He was full of love, and he was sick with drugs. I woke up that night from a blackout to find myself having sex with my own father."
Hey Boris,
I have to visit your website every day. It's the first thing I do when I get to work in the morning. You need to put this video up, it's the funniest thing I've ever seen.
Your fan,
Laura
Thanks to Brandi and Mike from Simply Gourmet for surprising me with fresh baked cookies for my Birthday this morning. Unfortunately, as you can see in the photo, Brandi's came out a little too well-done.
This website has compiled some of the worst engagement photos ever taken.
Did you know that the FDA doesn't allow very large or very small condoms? Magnum XLs are only sightly bigger than normal. In Europe, however, they are soon going to get them in 70 different sizes.
Holy crap, someone in China found a snake with a foot! You know what that means... Snakes are evolving. Better start working on opposable thumbs, mice, or your days are numbered!
Recently, Megan Fox compared Transformers director, Michael Bay, to Hitler in an interview saying that he was a "nightmare" to work for. According to the crew of Transformers, it's Megan who's the nightmare. A handful of crew members got together and launched this open letter to Megan, detailing what a b!#$* she is. Uh, no kidding.... do you know anyone that hot who isn't?
Here's a hilarious collection of photos from this week's "March On Washington" where some of the craziest right-wingers came out and made clever (albiet, mostly racist) signs to show their disapproval for Obama.
Love Facebook, but feel like it's gotten a little too "noisy" since the redesign earlier this year? People have been complaining that there's too much crap on the screen that distracts you from keeping in touch with your friends. In response, Facebook is planning to launch "Facebook Lite", a simplified version of the site that allows you to view your profile and friends' updates without being bombarded by all of those pesky application requests and page suggestions. Check it out right now! After using it for a few minutes this morning I'm enjoying how much faster it works and I love that they put the birthdays back on top of the page. What do you think?
Rafael Nadal was kissed by a crazed male fan during the U.S. Open this week. He seemed to be a pretty good sport about it. I wonder if this would have had such a peaceful ending if it happened during an NFL game?
It always seems to be the politicians who yammer on about family values that actually don't have any. California Assemblyman Mike Duvall was caught on an open mic bragging about how much he enjoys spanking his mistress. Also, how hot his other mistress is. Also, both of his mistresses are married lobbyists... Oh yeah, and he stepped down yesterday.
Wannabe singers better start working on those Indigo Girls covers!
It appears to be some sort of dead animal that is severely decomposed. It kind of looks like a bat, but it's way too big and has a huge leg bone. It could be a rabbit or small turkey, but how did it get there? My wife thinks a snake regurgitated it after digesting the flesh. If that's true, I'm not stepping foot outside ever again because that's one big-ass snake!!! Do you have any idea what this could be and what killed it?
I was discussing on the air how much I love the Jerry Lewis Telethon every Labor Day Weekend. Not because of the amazing jugglers or tap dancers, but because of that angry sonovabitch Jerry. He's a cranky old coot that makes racist, homophobic and wildy inappropriate comments that would get anyone else kicked off of national television... but somehow he stays on the air year after year pretending to cry while singing "You'll Never Walk Alone".
"Father, send your Holy Spirit into our hearts. Place within us love that truly gives, tenderness that truly unites, self-offering that tells the truth and does not deceive, forgiveness that truly receives, loving physical union that welcomes. Open our hearts to you, to each other and to the goodness of your will. Cover our poverty in the richness of your mercy and forgiveness. Clothe us in our true dignity and take to yourself our shared aspirations, for your glory, for ever and ever. Mary, our Mother, intercede for us. Amen." Now let's do it! (I added the end part)
Awww, that's cute. The cat is doing a Steve Martin impression... WAIT! Ughhhhhhh!!!! That can't be real!
If you were listening to today's show, you know that we were thoroughly enjoing some of the songs from the new Karaoke CD that was released today by Mr. Belding from Saved By The Bell. For those of you who want to hear more songs (and who wouldn't) here they are. Enjoy!
Congratulations to all of our gay online listeners in Vermont (yeah, I'm talking to you, Mike and Jeff). To celebrate the legalization of gay marriage in Vermont, Ben and Jerry's has renamed their "Chubby Hubby" ice cream "Hubby Hubby". Here's a first look at the package. No, not that package. Eyes on the screen, Mike! ...That's better.
