The wedding celebration begins in Rhinebeck

Last night the Clintons, Madeline Albright and a few other well known people were spotted arriving at the Beekman Arms in Rhinebeck. Here's some of the footage:

Fatty-Fat Friday!

You'll have to head out to the Iowa State Fair if you want to try the "Hot Beef Sundae". It was created in 2006 as a new twist on the hot fudge sundae. Mmmmmmmmm.

Awesome news interview goes viral

A woman in the projects of Alabama woke up to find a strange man in her bed. Her brother ran in to rescue her and is still a little upset about the whole thing...



Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, and hide ya husband, 'cuz they rapin' everybody out here!

The newest "Between Two Ferns"

Zach Galafanakis is back with a new episode of his award winning talk show "Between Two Ferns". His guest is none other than TV and movie star, Steve Carrell:

**NSFW - Language**

Secret Ingredients montage

It's the best 2 seconds of every episode of Iron Chef America... when the Chairman yells out the secret ingredient. "Sau-SEEGE!"

Answers to the movie, Inception?

Brandi and I finally saw Inception yesterday (weeks after everyone else in the world). I don't think it was as amazing as everyone else has said, but it was certainly a great movie with lots to think about. I will admit that I saw the ending coming from the very first scene... and was a little disappointed that I wasn't more surprised throughout the film.

For those of you who are still wondering about the ending, the debate rages on. This guy (spoilers) has a pretty good theory about something I noticed throughout the film... but there is certainly a very good argument against what he's saying. (Link full of spoilers)

Finally, check out this quick video about the musical cues in the movie... It'll blow your mind!

The most ridiculous Indian music video ever

This weird, old singer in India has produced the most AWESOME video of all time. A description says that he's Indian Michael Jackson, Erik Estrada, James Bond, David Lee Roth, Jean-Claude Van Damme, and John Travolta all wrapped into one. Worth a view if just for the boomarang gun trick (at 3:29).

Harry Potter: Wasted!

Daniel Radcliff celebrated his 21st birthday this week... and he did it by getting s#!*faced at a local pub. It's safe to say the stuff he was drinking was a bit stronger than butter beer.

Panda accidently gassed to death

Well, this is sad. A giant panda, living in China's Jinan Zoo, died after accidently being gassed with carbon monoxide and chlorine.
The 21-year-old panda, Quan Quan, inhaled gases that were used to clean out a nearby former air raid shelter.

Oopsie! Here's the full article from Time Magazine online

Justin Bieber tries to escape on Segway

A group of screaming girls attacked Justin Bieber the other day, and he attempted to outrun them on a Segway scooter. That sentence just sounded totally made up... so here's video proof.

Cat gives birth to a dog

Well, if this can happen, I guess anything's possible!

Boris' baby deer

This is the baby deer that has made a home in my backyard and wound up taking a nap next to me on Saturday. Yesterday, while I was on a conference call, I snapped this photo of him taking a dump next to my chair. Anyone like venison?

Video of man walking across America

Technically, he didn't walk completely across America... but it probably would have taken less time than making this video. These are local guys from Woodstock, and here they are showing how they made the video:

Don't F with lighting

Video of lightning slowed down 300 times...

Pilot ejects at last second and lives

This is video of the Canadian Air Force demonstrating a new fighter jet. You may ask, "Why does Canada have an Air Force?"... well, they don't any more:



PS - The guy survived and is in stable condition.

Whale body slams a sailboat

Pretty amazing video. Then it gets kind of creepy when they just laugh and zoom off...

Fatty-Fat Friday Caption Contest!

Caption contest time! Enter yours in the comments section below:

Some to get you started:

Doctor, will I ever ride the unicycle again?

Your results are back... you're cholesterol is slightly high.

I'll have the chicken wings with a side order of chicken wings

Did you see Nurse Harris? She came in here an hour ago to give you a sponge bath... "hmmfh! hmmfhh!!!! hmmmfh!!!!"

5 Million Dollar bank robbery caught on video

This heist went down in September at a bank in Switzerland. The robbers flew a helicoptor onto the roof, broke in with high tech tools and ran off with 5 million dollars! This is just as good as any of those Oceans movies...

Drunk woman caught on wedding video

I think this is the appropriate reaction to such a lame wedding toast:

PBR is a fancy expensive beverage in China

Here in America, we call it PBR and drink it because it's the cheapest beer in the bar. In China it's called Pabst Blue Ribbon 1844 and it costs $44 a bottle! Same recipe, same beer, different fancy bottle. I wonder how much a case of Natural Light costs over there. Full article.

Link of the week: your own handwriting font!

This is pretty cool... you can create your own font using your handwriting. I think it only works by using the website, so don't expect to be able to download a .ttf file to use in Word. Still, it's pretty damn cool! Let me know if you get it to work. Here's the link to the website to get started.

Black parents give birth to white baby

I tracked down the article I was talking about on the air yesterday. This black couple from the UK gave birth to a super-white baby with long blonde hair. Doctors say the baby is not an albino, but there was some strange genetic mutation. Her hair is thick and blonde, which is not normal for babies of any race. I don't know if I'm buying this like the dad is... I still think mom has some explaining to do. Full article with video here.

Locker fail

Why are these things not bolted down?

Reporter knocks down skateboarder

Fatty-fat reporter wrecks this kid's day! Dude, he's ok... stop asking! You need to jump back and watch the reporter land on this kid a few times in a row to truly appreciate this video:

Don't let the TSA see you naked!

Do you remember the days before digital cameras when we had to store film in special bags so they didn't get exposed when going through the x-ray machine? Well, this company has developed similar technology for your junk.


They claim that their "flying pasties" will shield your naughty bits from the eyes of TSA screeners using new full body scanners. So, if you're heading out on vacation and have some freakish-looking genitalia, you might want to visit this website: Flyingpasties.com

LIndsay's mug shot

I didn't want this to be the only website in the world that didn't post this photo today. Lohan started her jail time yesterday, and here's her mug shot. According to her booking sheet, she's 5'6" and weighs 118 lbs. Lindsay is expected to serve about 25 days of her 90-day-sentence.

Barbie helps little girls make porn

Mattel has created a Barbie that is also a video camera. Just look into the camera mounted on Barbie's boobs and say cheese! So, do you think giving young girls a camera that has the ability to upload private videos of themselves to the web is a good idea?

Gathering of the Juggalos... Infomercial

This is the REAL infomercial for the 11th annual Gathering of the Juggalos, the yearly get-together for fans of Insane Clown Posse. I stress, this is REAL...

***NSFW - strong language and white trash***


I can't stop watching this... "Gallagher up in this bitch, yo!"

The most annoying commercial ever

Move over, creepy Six Flags guy... step aside, Sadie the Coupon Lady... Here's something even more painful to watch and hear:

Why Back To The Future is so disturbing

I'll admit, I've had the Biff/rape discussion a few times with close friends and have always been disturbed by Chuck Berry stealing a hit song from Marty... but I never really thought through the true racial implications of BTTF.

Slow weekend on the internet

No new audio from Mel Gibson. The Old Spice Guy has temporarily retired from You Tube.

So I guess we're left with this:

Video of Pink's on stage accident

Last week we told you that Pink fell out of her harness at a concert in Germany. She's Tweeted that she is feeling fine and just badly bruised... that's great and all, but what about that poor assistant who got launched off of the stage too?

**NSFW - Bad language**

Fatty-Fat Friday!

Headline of the week

Alyssa Milano and Old Spice Man flirt online

I posted some personal video responses from Old Spice Guy yesterday. It seems as though he's making these videos every day, and responding in real time to fans' Tweets and Facebook posts. One of these fans is Alyssa Milano. Apparently they've been going back and forth for a few days. Here's their online correspondence:

Response #1


Response #2


Response #3


Photo of real card from Old Spice Man


Response #4


Alyssa Milano's video response:

The Mel Gibson gym special

UFO spotted in China

This Unidentified Flying Object closed down an airport in Hangzhou:


Some are speculating that it's a private jet (no way), "rocket debris" (fat chance) or a military test (probably). Of course, it could be a real-life district 9 situation. I'm certain that the Chinese won't be as friendly to the aliens as the South Africans were. Full story here.

And now... a deer licking a cat.

Can you find the creepy guy in this photo?

Hint, it's the guy dressed in black, dead center:

Ryan Phillippe forgets to button up

Totally rad skateboarding turtle

Old Spice man's custom voicemail greeting

Don't get me wrong, the Old Spice man is awesome... but he's slowly getting annoying. OSM is everywhere on the internet this week, answering fan's questions and requests via youtube (like this one, proposing to a dude's girlfriend). One person on Reddit asked for audio to create an outgoing voicemail message, so he obliged. Use the audio below OR go to this site and do it the easy way: Link

World Cup Octopus - Debunked!

Yeah, he's not psychic like Brandi keeps telling us. He just likes the color yellow. Thanks, and good night.

The Price Is Right scandal, revealed!

Back in 2008, I was a little tough on Drew Carey. He had just taken over as the host of TPIR, and America was still upset about losing long time TV icon, Bob Barker. So, when someone guessed the EXACT PRICE on the final showcase showdown I posted this diatribe going off on Drew and citing it as an example on why he shouldn't be hosting.

What I didn't know is that there was a huge scandal brewing backstage that day... and Drew Carey was certain that this episode would never even air.

Read the whole story here and find out what actually happened that day on The Price Is Right.

Sylvester Stallone's arms...

... look like penises.

Turkish guy believes he can fly... and tries

This just goes to show that people who believe they can fly are not as beautiful and graceful as that R. Kelly song would make you believe...

Fireworks mishap at the HV Renegades game

Here's video of the fireworks fail at the Hudson Valley Renegades game on Friday night. Forward to 1:50 to see the first problem firework fly through the fence and down the 3rd base line. The real scary one happens at 2:28 when a rocket zooms over the spectators' heads and lands on top of one of the luxury boxes.

The incident is currently under investigation.



Update: Here's video from a much closer point of view

Super Mario Bros. Crossover

This bootleg game lets you play Super Mario Bros. using characters from other classic Nintendo games. I prefer Link from The Legend Of Zelda! (Click photo to play).

Scared kid tries to sing Happy Birthday

This kid is afraid to sing Happy Birthday to Roseanne Barr. He probably thought she would eat him if he didn't do it right. Now? Now? Now?

Alternate Willy Wonka ending

After hearing that damn "Imagination" song a million times on the super-annoying AT&T commercial, I actually now prefer this ending more:

Repost: Seriously, who still uses these things?

After my rant about phone books this morning, I was asked to re-post this from last month. I'm going to make an addition, however:

I actually did come up with a use for the phone book. Look up businesses before you go shopping. If they're stupid enough to throw money away by advertising in the phone book don't go there.

I hope the phone companies take a hint and stop dropping these things in our yards! If you don't want to get a phone book, this website can help you unsubscribe... not sure if it'll actually work, but it's worth a shot. (It does work, but I found out the hard way you need 60-days notice)

WRRV Bowl-A-Thon a success!

Last night's WRRV Bowl-A-Thon was soooo much fun! Thanks to everyone who came out. We raised over $2,000.00 and gave away a ton of prizes, including Green Day tickets! Also, thanks to Ed Kowalczyk who braved a pretty bad head cold to put on an awesome performance.

Here's a photo of Brandi and I with Clarisse, Eva and Wild Man John (Team Fruit-Shabba!). More photos and video of Ed Kowalczyk's performance coming up later today at wrrv.com

Winnebago Man

The documentary film "Winnebago Man" opens this weekend in select theaters (down in NYC). It follows the real life story of the angry man who became an internet sensation when outtakes from his Winnebago infomercial were leaked to the world. This is the benchmark that all other internet videos are judged by. If you've never seen it, or just need a laugh today, here's the original video that started it all:

WARNING - EXTREMELY NSFW! IT'S PRETTY MUCH ALL F-BOMBS THROUGHOUT!

Fatty-Fat Friday!

Something NOT seen at the WRRV Bowl-A-Thon last night:

Another Double Rainbow parody...

This is probably the best thing I've ever seen on the internet (today). It's a parody of the Double Rainbow guy at KFC... The guy who made this video completely nailed it!

Fun times at camp!

Dog humps until he passes out

A dude is a dude is a dude... even when he's a dog.

Guy gets boner meeting Sarah Palin

So, this happened...

Rainbow Guy auto-tuned!

Thank you, Internet! If you listened to yesterday's show, you know that I'm facinated by the Rainbow Guy. Here's a mash-up that'll leave you dancing to the "Double Rainbow":

Odd video hypnotizing viewers

Visit Google, type in 2204355 and hit the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button and you'll be presented with the video that is taking web users by storm. It's a continuous loop of a guy dancing while eating a couple of chicken drumsticks.

Try it

DOUBLE RAINBOW!

This guy must be stoned out of his mind... he stumbles across a rainbow while hiking and freaks out. Like, seriously freaks out. Luckily, it's all captured on video:

Drama at this year's hot dog eating contest

The 95th annual Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition was rocked with controversy after Joey Chestnut's victory. Joey had his fourth consecutive win, scarfing down 54 hot dogs in 10 minutes.



Chestnut's arch-rival, and six-time champ, Takeru Kobayashi was arrested for attempting to storm the stage after the competition. Kobayashi was not allowed to compete due to contractual issues with Major League Eating (seriously).

Happy 4th of July!

Music All Morning is taking a few days off and will return on July 6th. Until then, why not roll your fat ass outside? It's really nice out there.

Teenage Dirtbag played by ukulele orchestra

Awesome!

Raves are fun!

Here's some disturbing video from this week's Electronic Daisy Carnival in L.A.

Take a few thousand people high on E, seperate them by a huge fence and throw in a few a-hole security guards and you have the makings of a huge cluster-f***.

*NSFW - some people being almost trampled to death say bad words*

Yankee fan gets beaned by baseball

Why would anyone pay $800 for a day at Yankee Stadium and then sit there talking on their phone? Serves him right.

New Old Spice commercial

Get ready for your mind to be blown in 3, 2, 1...