What happened to the website, Boris? You lazy sack...

Yeah yeah... Blogs are so 2009. I've found that I can push out my stupid information to you much faster if you just follow me on Twitter or Facebook. So, while this website isn't completely abandoned, it's pretty much a Geocities Hanson fan page just waiting to happen.

Thanks for stopping by.

Chaz Bono on Dancing With The Stars

If you're like me, you knew it would be torture to sit through two hours of Dancing With The Stars just to check out what Chaz Bono dancing would look like. So, here you go:



It wasn't terrible... and a very wise song choice. There's no way anyone could make this song any creepier than Mick Jagger and David Bowie did in this video:

Foo Fighters vs Westboro Baptist Church

We told you that the Westboro Baptist Church was planning to protest the Foo Fighters show over the weekend. Well, they did... and the Foo Fighters got in the last word:

Headline of the week

Click for the whole story

How to make your own Ecto Cooler!

The most delicious drink to ever exist sadly disappeared years ago, never to return. Luckily a group of socially awkward individuals have found a recipe that brings Ecto Cooler back to life! If you try this out, let me know how it tastes.

The recipe starts at 1:08 - the rest of this video is just embarrassing.

Oscar De La Hoya finally admits to taking drag pictures

Yep, that's him.

Foo Fighters "Hot Buns" video

The Foo Fighters are promoting their upcoming tour with this short film.  It's hilarious, but not very safe for work... so view this at your own risk.

*NSFW - Man Ass*

Brandi finds Boris' twin at the fair?

Here's a picture of the guy Brandi met at the fair.  She believes that this guy is my twin.  I'll admit, we do share a similar affinity for plaid shorts... but beyond that?  You be the judge:

To be fair, here is me with Brandi's twin that I found a few years ago:

My two favorite videos from yesterday's quake

New York:


Virginia:

The earthquake of 8/23 in perspective

Sandra Lee grabs her boobs and curses

Food Network star and first lady-friend of New York, Sandra Lee in some outtakes from her show "Semi-Homemade"

*NSFW - Language*

Anderson Cooper gets the giggles

Poor guy can't make it through this pun-laden story about Gerrard Depardu peeing on an airplane.  It's the cutest little schoolgirl giggle ever...

Fatty-Fat Friday!

The rumors are true...

Hershey uses foreign "slave" labor

Hershey is being accused of taking advantage of foreign students using a J-1 visa to come to America. I worked with some of these students when I was in college and know how happy they were to come to America to do some crappy job no one else here wanted to do. The least Hershey could do is treat them fairly. Well, I'm switching to Nestle... oops, I mean Cadbury.

Don't ever fall asleep in the front row of a comedy show

Guy sings Katie Perry on the bus... LOUDLY!

How would you like to be sitting next to this guy at 8am while he's belting out California Girls? Gotta give him extra points for rocking the discman. Someone hand this guy a lyrics sheet... "Five fake beer, with garlic on lox!"



And, of course, the obligitory auto-tuned version (apparently, even auto-tune has it's limitations):

A 2005 interview with an unknown Mark Zuckerberg

It's a beer drinking Mark Zuckerberg doing an interview for "The Facebook": way before Justin Timberlake told him to drop the "The". I always wondered how realistic Jesse Eisenberg's portrayal was in The Social Network... After watching this, I think it's pretty dead-on!

You decide...

Is Hugh Hefner planking... or dead.



World's largest stop-motion film

I know this is basically a Nokia ad, but I'm always facinated by people who would spend so much time and energy on something like this.



How they did it:

How to sneak beer in a cup

This completely changes everything...

Embarrassing Bruce Springsteen lost video

Thank god they decided to go with the version that has Courtney Cox dancing. Nice headband.

Lost "Deleted Scene" from Comic Con 2011

For my fellow Lost fans who are still in withdrawl, all I've got to say is... BARRY!!!!!

TImes Square as depicted in video games

A pretty cool look at the various versions of Times Square as seen in X-Box 360 games.

Trent Reznor doesn't want you to waste your money

Trent tweeted a message to his fans NOT to buy the repackated version of NIN's Pretty Hate Machine.  He added in another tweet that this is a "record label bulls*** move, repackaging old material as new."  Thanks, Trent... way to respect your fans!!!

Sulfur Hexafluoride is the new Helium

I want to run out and get a tank of this stuff right now...

Fatty-Fat Friday!

The greatest music video ever created.

How did they ever identify this criminal?

I know you hate society and everything... but if you're considering a career in burglery you may want to wear a headband or something.  "Can you identify the theif?" "Well... he's bald, white, about 5'7", wearing his grampa's shirt... oh, and he's got a giant F*** YOU tattoo on his eyebrows."

PSA just in time for Comic Con

Dave Grohl kicks out fighting fan

Don't think of fighting anything else but Foo at a Foo Fighters concert. Dave won't have any of it...

*NSFW - All nasty words bleeped except "A-hole" for some reason*

Restaurant bans kids under 6

As a parent of a 3 month old... I have to agree with this grouchy old man. The last thing I want to do when I'm out is to dine with someone else's annoying kids. Especially when I'm at such a fancy place as the driving range restaurant.



A longer version of the story with more cranky comments is here

Marine gets a date with Mila Kunis

Sgt. Scott Moore, stationed with the 3rd Battalion 2nd Marines in Musa Qalain, Afghanistan, made the video below asking Mila Kunis the Marine Corps Ball in Greenville, North Carolina. Mila has accepted the marine's offer. She's totally going to put out.

Banana attacks a gorilla

This is chaos. Next thing you know, fire hydrants will be attacking dogs!

So, this is a real movie then?

Apparently, someone greenlit this movie. Here's hoping I go blind by November.

Dexter Morgan finds his next target

Snooki wants to smush with a potted plant

So this happened:

Fatty-Fat Friday!

This is Sinead O'Connor now...

I honestly didn't believe that this was really Sinead O'Connor, but apparently it IS her and she now looks like Susan Boyle:

Just a reminder, this is what Sinead used to look like:

Rare monkey steals camera and takes pictures

Apparently, this is a real story: Award-winning photographer David Slater had his camera stolen by a crested black macaque in Indonesia. The monkey took these photos before the camera was recovered. The crested black macaque is an endangered species which makes these pictures even cooler.  Nice smile!



Happy 4th of July from Britney Spears

The month of June in FAILs

Unless someone really fails between now and midnight, here's a compilation of the biggest idiots of the month:

**NSFW - video contains just a few F-bombs**

Sharkclops!

This one-eyed shark was allegedly found in Mexico this week.  Photoshop or real? You decide...



Movie scenes set to Blink 182's "Dammit"

I don't know why this exists, but someone has added Blink 182's "Dammit" to some classic movie scenes.  Honestly, I think they work much better this way:

BET Awards fail

This totally ruined the BET awards for me. The fan who won a chance to give out the viewer's choice award handed it to Chris Brown... then Rihanna... and then some other dude. Turns out they later announced that Chris Brown actually did win. Wonder if he beat the crap out of her.

Reporter can't make it through fart story

I don't know what's more ridiculous, this story about a man arrested for farting or the news anchor with a 9-year-old's sense of humor:

Tom Hanks needs a better agent

So, this happened...

Weird Al is back!

I was a huge Weird Al fan growing up, and I'm very happy that this type of digital technology was not available back then. This video is guaranteed to really confuse Al's young boy fanbase.

Follow you on what?

Rick Perry is running for President, and wants you to follow him on something called Tweeter. (Forward to 2:27)

Urinal video game

Yesterday I joked on the air about what Sega has been up to.  Well, I've been put in my place:

Time waster of the week: Tone Matrix

The concept is simple, click on the grid and add notes. The notes play in an endless loop.  Simple... like crack.  I stopped eating, sleeping and have inserted a catheter so I can keep making these insanely addictive tunes.  Link

Fatty-Fat Friday!

A burger made from human poop.  Seriously. Would you eat this?

Rioting in Vancouver after the Canucks lose the Stanley Cup

Oh, Canada... We thought you were all so polite.

The Office as an 80's sitcom

I mentioned on Twitter this week that I was watching a rerun of M*A*S*H and got completely distracted by the laugh track. Remember when people were too stupid to know when they were supposed to laugh? Well, this video shows how that stupid laugh track can turn a funny show into a "laugh riot":

Ferris Bueller's Last Day Off

Very well done video of what Ferris Bueller is probably up to 25 years later.

**NFSW - Strong Language**

W... T... F???

I'm not sure what this is... but it's AWESOME!

The most destructive machine in the world

This machine seriously destroys EVERYTHING!

Foo Fighters tour rider coloring book!

The Foo Fighters are legendary for making strange demands on their tour rider (only green M&M's etc...).  They say it's to weed out venues that don't fully read through the entire document, causing serious problems with sound and staging.  Well, this year, they've created an interactive activity and coloring book for venues to read before preparing for a Foo Fighters concert.

Here are their food demands.  The production section of their rider is also filled with some pretty creative writing as well. Enjoy!

America's Got Porn...

Someone at America's Got Talent has some explaining to do.  If you freeze the promo below you can clearly see that someone has been visiting porn sites at work (specifically youporn).  Dude, clear your cache BEFORE you shoot your monitor!

Weiner action figure

The Anthony Weiner doll is hitting stores this week.  Complege with gym shorts and a tag that says "Tweet This".  I'm not sure who would want this, but if you're in the market for a Weiner Doll, here's some more info.

Sesame Street takes a dig at Spiderman

The WRRV Beer of the Week get's serious

Every week Half Time offers up my beer selection of the week for half price.  This week, the choice is yours.  That's right.  You can fill up your WRRV Growler with ANY beer they have on tap this week.  I have a feeling they're going to realize how crazy this is and never do it again, so take advantage of it while you can!  Click here for more.

Conan gives Dartmouth's Commencement Address

Jack White hosting a divorce party

Caption Contest!

Boris and Bono. Post your caption below...

Fatty-Fat Friday!

An oldie, but a goodie...

Penis prank lives on at Google Maps

A few years ago, some students at a high school in New Zealand played a prank by using weed  killer to create some giant "dicktations" on the school grounds.  This may have been inspired by Summer Heights High.  The grass grew back years ago, but the prank still lives on thanks to Google Maps: 

Click the photo for the full story and a link to Google Maps

Dear Italy, we're sorry...

Snooki was yelling at Italians with a bullhorn yesterday.  At least she looks good... oh wait... nevermind.



The awesomest awesome beer commercial

Is that a Delorean 4x4?

Spirit Airlines capitalizes on the Weiner scandal

Nintendo announces Wii U

This was just unveiled yesterday at E3. Cool innovation, or an unnecessary iPad-rip-off for your Wii?

Dad drops daughter for foul ball

A future stripper is born due to Daddy issues in 3... 2... 1...

Works like a charm

For those of you getting those last minute assignments done...

Annoyed by planking?

Glad I got in my official plank last week. Looks like the internet has had it with planking:

Old man interrupts this broadcast to bring you...

...Awesome animal noises!

One in a million bat bounce at the Mets game

This is either very lucky or someone's using a loaded bat.

People violently arrested for dancing

Is this America or a terrible remake of Footloose? These people were dancing at the Jefferson Memorial to protest a stupid new law that bans dancing at the Jefferson Memorial. You can guess what happens next.

The official Music All Morning plank

OK, before "Planking" becomes even more lame thank it already is, I've officiallly submitted my own contribution to this stupid craze:

George Lucas continues to ruin Star Wars

I can't believe George Lucas signed off on this.  It's the yearly Star Wars celebration in Disney World.  Just watch as the greatest movie franchise is ruined right before your very eyes.  This may even be worse than the Star Wars Holiday Special.

Flava Flav Planking

We told you about the planking craze a few weeks ago. Since then, it's been all over the news... and Flava Flav has even gotten into the act:

Controversial Glee PSA is ret.. uuuuh, stupid

This Public Service Announcement ran during last night's episode of Glee. It compares saying "retarded" to using the N-word and other racial and sexual slurs. So how do you feel about this? Is the word "retarded" really offensive? Does this PSA go a little too far?

New Call Of Duty is coming in November

Drool...

More terrible old video footage

If this doesn't make you cringe, I don't know what will. It's awesome how terrible this is.

The Muppets are back

It's the first official trailer for the new Muppet movie. So what do you think, should the Muppets come out of retirement?

Obama's car get's stuck in Ireland

Bulletproof, fireproof, nuclear-blastproof...

Religious follower interviewed after non-rapture

I kind of feel bad for this guy. Not only didn't he get beamed up into heaven, but now he has to stand in Times Square and get yelled at by a guy with an iPhone.

It's been a good run...

I don't know about you, but I'll be spending Saturday frantically reading the endings to all of those books I've been putting off reading.  That way I'll have plenty of time for post-rapture looting at the Galleria.  See all the rest of you sinners on Sunday!

Fatty-Fat Friday!

Have a happy Rapture Weekend!

Ever see a lake blow up?

40 things that will make you feel old

Check out this list of things that will make you feel really old.  Enjoy!

Seth McFarlane to reboot The Flintstones

It was announced yesterday that the creator of Family Guy will be bringing back The Flintstones.  It'll be interesting to see what he can do to ruin one of the greatest cartoons ever.  It can't be anything worse than what John Goodman and Rosie O'Donnell did back in 1994.

Here's an older Seth McFarlane cartoon that may give some clues as to what he's got planned:

Planking craze sweeps Australia

First Crocodile Dundee, and now this? Thank you, Australia! By the way, if you decide that planking is for you, be careful... someone died this weekend.  What an embarrassing way to go.

Fatty-Fat Friday!

I was very upset that I was unable to update the website on Friday. For those of you who don't follow me on Facebook or Twitter, here's the video that had me laughing all weekend:

What could possibly go wrong?

Crazy naked subway guy

This ain't the Naked Cowboy. Some guy (I'm guessing courtesy of Crystal Meth) started yelling racist comments on the 6 train and then stripped down naked. The whole time, an MTA police officer just seemed to watch. Seems to me that this would have been a great time to use a taser. After attacking a woman, the MTA officer, with the help of some bystanders, took the dude down. The unedited video is here, but it's completely not safe for work. An edited version is below.

Pippa Middleton side boob

You knew it was going to happen.  Apparently, the siblings of Princess Kate love to be naked.  First, photos of her naked brother hit the web.  Then pictures of Pippa a bra leaked. Now we have some actual side boob of Pippa.  Someone's sitting on some great Kate photos, I just know it...

S#!* My Students Write

Did you ever wonder if teachers make fun of their more unintelligent students behind closed doors?  Well, they do.  And now they've started posting it online.

Green Day responds to angry letter

This letter and it's response influenced Billy Joe Armstrong to write the song "Reject".

Jimmy Fallon's Jersey Floor

I still don't think Jimmy Fallon is funny... but this is worth it just for Rachel Dratch's dead-on Snookie character.

A late Mother's Day tribute from Mr. T.

Fatty-Fat Friday!

For some reason, Larry the Cable Guy was in Times Square with the Naked Cowboy this week.  Come on, Bloomberg! Can't you do something to clean this mess up?



Christiane Amanpour knew where Bin Laden was

This is from 2008... Someone should have listened to her "very knowlegable" friend.

Now it's Pippa that's taking it all off

Those crazy Middleton kids! Yesterday we brought you pictures of Kate's naked brother.  Well, it gets better... here's her sister, Pippa, doing some sort of topless dance.  You just know there's some Kate photos floating around out there somewhere. Come on, Internet!

Funny slip of the tongue

Props to "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" for not editing this out:

Royal scandal

When I saw there was a nude photo scandal around the new Princess I had high hopes.  Sadly, it's Kate Middleton's brother.  Bummer.

Man head-butts car

Ladies and gentlemen, meet the perfect boyfriend. I love how his friend has to tell him "That's enough" so he doesn't pass out.

**NSFW - Strong language**

Nu Thang!

The greatest Christian rap performed by a child wearing Zubaz pants and high tops... ever!

Miley Cyrus covers Nirvana

Kurt Cobain has killed himself... again.

Obama's Correspondents Dinner Speech

Putting all politics aside... Obama is actually pretty damn funny.

Osama is dead

Celebration at Ground Zero:

The FDNY watch the news of Bin Laden's death:

The celebration in Washington DC:

And Times Square...