Homemade solar death ray

An old satellite dish and 5,000 mirrors can create a deadly ray gun! Deadly, that is, only if you're two feet away and standing still for a while.

What's the Internet???

Can you even imagine going back to a world before the web? Katie Couric and Bryant Gumble have no idea what the Internet is in 1994:

Brazil's clumsiest thief

Not surprisingly, he got caught just a few minutes after this video ends.

Fatty-Fat Friday!

I'm off to see Spiderman on Broadway this weekend... Here's hoping this guy isn't the one dangling over me in that harness.

What was in the yogurt?

This will make you think twice the next time you're offered a free sample at the grocery store.

Brawl at the I-Hop

This is even better than that riot at McDonald's a few months back. Those coffee pots and syrup containers come in handy as weapons...

**NSFW - some strong language**

Jimmy Buffett falls off the stage

Jimmy Buffett took a pretty good spill onto a concrete floor... apparently he tripped on his flip-flop, stepped on a pop top... and then cracked his head open.

Betty White is nude!

Luckily, this photo is from the 1950's... You see, if you have naked photos taken of yourself EVENTUALLY they will come out.

Piano mystery in Miami

This week a grand piano mysteriously showed up on a sandbar in Miami's Biscayne Bay. No one knows where it came from or how it got there... any ideas?

Back To The Future peel out in real life

This guy is having fun, but he doesn't realize that he's headed straight for old man Peabody's pine farm in 1955...

Brandi is reunited with her Mini Cooper

Yesterday Brandi and her Mini Cooper were reunited... I am so happy I almost cried. Not because she got the car back, but because we don't have to hear her nonstop yapping about it anymore.



It was a magical moment... Here's more footage of the reunion:

The greatest prank ever

A Belgian TV show pulled an impressive prank on the country's largest cell phone provider. Mobistar is notorious for terrible customer service, so they decided to give them a dose of their own medicine. It's worth watching the entire thing:

Missed connection: Newburgh

WRRV Listener, Kathleen, was checking out the Missed Connections section of Craig's List and found this gem:

A solar powered vibrator??

A great idea for the eco-friendly... Unfortunately, these are usually used where the sun doesn't shine...

Hiking with baby

I'm so glad that after the baby comes my wife and I can continue to do everything we did before... Now I just need some tips on bungee jumping.

Kathie Lee does a keg stand

That's Kathie Lee in the back... looks like a pro to me!

Tony can't cut bread

Liquid smoke

Did anyone else know you could do this? I may take up smoking because this is awesome.

Fatty-Fat Friday!

And you thought Twinkies were bad for you...

Now, if you'll excuse me...

A supercut of the old "Now, if you'll excuse me..." line that seems to be used in every movie ever made. Although, to be honest, I don't think I've ever heard anyone ever actually say this in real life.

Octomom fetish video released

Ugh... It's safe for work, but you probably don't want to watch it even if you're home alone and there's nothing else on tv.

The lunchtime clock

If we all get these Hopkins can extend the WRRV Naked Lunch by 12 minutes. That's like 3 extra requests a day!

Octomom stars in fetish video

Octomom is starring in a baby-whipping fetish video. Keepin' it classy as always. More photos at TMZ.

Lyndon B. Johnson orders pants

This is an actual recording of President Lyndon B. Johnson calling Haggar to order some pants. It's hard to be the leader of the free world if your nut-to-bunghole ratio isn't just right. Burp.

Boris kicks ass at Wrestlefest 15

If you missed it on Saturday night, here's video of Boris stepping in and giving manager Kurt Adonis the Cobra Clutch! Kurt deserved it after disrespecting the crowd. Before the match, Kurt said that he remembered how ugly everyone in Poughkeepsie was. He also told a lady in the crowd "Don't be mad at my abs be mad at your face". Then he went so far as to say that the Hudson Valley's beloved "Radio Legend" was going to get his ass kicked just like "Jets would get beaten by the Patriots". Well, as you know, none of that ever happened... just take a look:

Ricky Gervais pisses off Hollywood

Ricky Gervais is my hero. He completely pissed off everyone in Hollywood, but did what no one else in history could ever do... make watching an awards show actually entertaining! Here's his opening monologue from last night:

Pee Wee Herman Digital Short on SNL

Everyone was talking about this on Sunady morning... Probably the greatest SNL moment of the season! (I know that's not saying much, but it's still very funny)

In case you missed it...

The Miss America Pageant was Saturday night and Miss Arkansas stole the show with her ventriloquism act. This is NOT a joke, this was her real "talent" performance. She should have totally won!

New Zodiac Signs

So... you might have woken up this morning to find out that you're no longer a Taurus, but an Aries. Due to the Earth's changing alignment in the last 3000 years, the sign you are born into may have changed. Even more shocking, astronomers are now saying that there's a new 13th Zodiac sign called Ophiuchus, which falls between Scorpio and Sagittarius. Make sure to check out the chart below before reading your horoscope today!

Capricorn: Jan. 20 - Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 - March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18- May 13
Taurus: May 13- June 21
Gemini: June 21- July 20
Cancer: July 20- Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10- Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16- Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30- Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23- Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29- Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17- Jan. 20

Fatty-Fat Friday!

I'm just guessing that these don't come in medium. Seriously, if you're too lazy that you need to wear clothes that you can take a dump in, you've got a problem.

Sarah Palin's breath

44 seconds of her Arizona speech, with all of the words taken out. Creepy.

Palin's Breath from wreckandsalvage on Vimeo.

Rat on a train

If this was a Disney film, everyone would love Louie the subway rat. In real life, he crawls on homeless men and freaks everyone out.

Streaking fail

This guy attempted to streak across a tennis court. It didn't work.

Sorry to say, I told you so...

Yesterday morning we were talking about Ted Williams, the homeless man with the golden voice that America has fallen in love with. I mentioned how all of these businesses were hiring him and how he was one drink away from giving them some really bad publicity... Well, yesterday afternoon he decided to go into rehab. Turns out he never stopped drinking.

Snow Day!

Hopefully you enjoyed your snow day yesterday... And hopefully your clean up didn't end up like this guy's:

Put your phone on vibrate

I don't know what's better: The horrible ring tone that interrupts a very serious interview or the loud "I'll call you back" whisper. Priceless.

Congratulations, Lisa!

Wow, is this the same Lisa that is the president of the Indigo Girls fan club and wears those very comfortable looking sandals? Who would have known!

An interview with Snooki's fans

This guy is almost as annoying as Snooki, but it's pretty interesting (depressing) to see just how excited some people are to meet Snooki in real life:

Virginia revokes license plate

This creative person chose to personalize their "Kids First" license plate. Virginia didn't find it funny.

Deformed Celebrities

Fatty-Fat Friday!

Happy snow day! This video was posted last month and had 0 views when I found it this morning. I thought it was worth posting at least just for his laugh:

Update: Homeless radio guy is now famous

Earlier in the week we told you about Ted Williams, the guy with the golden radio voice that was living on the streets in Columbus, OH. His story has gone viral and he's EVERYWHERE. We told you how he was offered a job and a home by the Cleveland Cavaliers. Yesterday he was invited to kick off the Today Show:



And CBS News followed him home as he was reunited with his mother:



Hi, Mommy!!!!


And, of course, a decade of Ted Williams' mug shots are now available online:



Stay tuned for all late breaking Ted Williams news (at least until we move on to the next internet sensation). Somewhere in the projects, a tear runs down the cheek of Antoine Dodson.

Dirty weather girl

I think the Weather Channel is trying something new to boost ratings. I really like this Stephanie Abrams... She can talk about my low pressure system any day.

Some may see a fused toe as a setback...

...this girl saw it as an opper-toe-nity for an awesome tattoo!

Katy Perry and the mom from Modern Family

Hey, Michael Chiklis! Get outtathaway! Katy Perry and Julie Bowen are totally gonna make out.

Marathon runner gets lost

This one comes from Amy, a listener who enjoys the website.

Homeless man with amazing radio voice

A few people sent me this video yesterday. This homeless man has an amazing radio voice. He shares his sad story about how drugs and alcohol ruined his chance for a career. I would hire this guy in a second... but, sadly, I can pretty much guarantee that he's making way more money on the streets of Columbus than I could ever give him to work Saturday nights here in Poughkeepsie. On a serious note, I did forward this to a radio programmer I know in Columbus... hopefully they can do something to help this guy out.

Stephanie Seymour AND HER SON!

These are photos of Stephanie Seymour and her teenage son. That's right... her son. As Principal Rooney would say, "Soooo, that's how it is in their family"

Oh yeah, and he totally has a boner in the second photo.

Uh, what were you thinking/

Uh, Nickelodeon, what were you thinking when you named this product?

Uh, parents, what were you thinking when you bought this for your kid?

Probably not what I'm thinking...

Amazing predictions from 1993

Do you remember these AT&T commercials that promised amazing technology in the future? Well, it's 18 years later and the future is here! Looking back, Tom Selleck was right about pretty much everything... except those stupid video pay phones.

Happy Birthday, Andrea Zuckerman

Gabrielle Carteris turns 50... FIFTY today. For those of you who were alive when Beverly Hills 90210 was on, this should make you feel old. But not too old, seeing as she was 30 when she was playing a teenager on the show.

In honor of her birthday, here's the best scene that was ever broadcast on TV during the 90's:

Controversy over leaked Navy video

Captain Owen P. Honors Jr., the commander of the USS Enterprise, produced and starred in a series of raunchy, sexist, anti-gay videos shot and edited with government equipment and broadcast to the ship's 6,000 sailors and Marines while the ship was deployed to Afghanistan and Iraq in 2006 and 2007. I'm confused by this for a number of reasons:

1. Is the Navy that boring that this is considered entertainment? This may be the most boring and horribly produced video I've ever seen.

2. Why do they keep making gay slurs? Do they not realize that this video is way more gay than most of the stuff they show on Logo?

Here's the video, see if you find it offensive.

1,000 dead birds fall from the sky

It's the end of the world! Or a hail storm.