Friday, October 30, 2009

Last Minute WRRV Boo Ball costume ideas!

Need a last minute costume idea for The WRRV Boo Ball on Saturday?

Online tickets for the WRRV Boo Ball are only available until 2pm Friday!

After that, tickets will be available at the Mid-Hudson Civic Center box office Saturday night. Doors open at 8, the party starts at 9pm.


"The Box" Parody

You've seen the movie trailer for "The Box". The movie where Cameron Diaz can get a million dollars if she pushes a button, but if she pushes the button someone, somewhere in the world that she doesn't know dies. Hard to believe you can squeeze two hours out of that when the decision seems pretty damn easy...

Motorized La-Z-Boy recliner on Ebay!

Last week we talked about the man who was arrested for DWI by while riding around town on his homemade motorized La-Z-Boy recliner. Well, it looks like the police department has seized the "vehicle" and is now selling it on Ebay Motors!

Click here to own a piece of white trash history!

Fatty-Fat Friday!

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Happy Halloween from the WRRV DJs!

Click for a special Halloween greeting from WRRV
See you at The WRRV Boo Ball on Saturday night!!!

Two burglars use Sharpies to create "masks"

Two Iowa men who painted their faces with a Sharpie permanent marker to resemble a mask were arrested on burglary charges after the pair attempted to break into an apartment. According to reports, police responded to an attempted burglary call, when they pulled over a car matching the suspects vehicle and found Matthew McNelly, 23, and Joey Miller, 20, with their faces scribbled with the marker.

Both men were arrested and face second-degree burglary charges, and McNelly was also charged with DUI.

WRRV Boo Ball costume idea #58: Box of wine

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Wearable hummingbird feeder

A company has made a wearable hummingbird feeder that gives you the sensation of french kissing a hummingbird. The dude in the video says that this is "by far one of the coolest experiences" he's ever had. He needs to get out more.



Want one? It'll only set you back $79.95. Buy it here.

Not fair, NBC!

Spoiler alert for Tuesday's game...


Wednesday, October 28, 2009

WRRV Boo Ball costume idea #4: Beer Tap Woman

Thanks to WRRV listener, Rebecca, for sending the photo!
Do you think dressing like this would earn $1,000 for best costume?
Don't miss The WRRV Boo Ball on Saturday night!
Be at Graceland Tattoo on Main Street in the Village of Wappingers
Today (Wednesday) from 4-5pm. Everyone there gets a free ticket!

Pulp Fiction sound effects made into a song

This is pretty amazing. Someone has taken sound effects from Pulp Fiction and edited them into a musical composition.

Amputee needed for Halloween costume

This is an actual Craig's List posting that has since been removed. This guy was looking for an amputee to wear on his back all night as part of a Halloween costume. Would this have been a kick-ass costume? Absolutely! Would it earn this dude a guaranteed seat in Hell? For sure!

P.S.: Any midgets out there that want to spend the night following me in a garbage can dressed like R2-D2?


Half-Bearded man arrested

A 27-year-old St. Petersburg, Fla. man was arrested early Saturday morning on a misdemeanor open container charge. Was he preparing for his half man / half woman halloween costume, or just got bored while shaving?

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

WRRV Boo Ball costume idea #22: Working iPhone

This is a great way to guarantee women will be groping you all night long!


Check out all of the outrageous costumes at this year's WRRV Boo Ball
Saturday night at The Mid Hudson Civic Center...

Shark bites another shark in half

That's one bad-ass shark!

Turtle falls in love with a wok

I never realized how horny turtles are. This one is so worked up that he's trying to make sweet love to cookware:

Brad Pitt can't drive a motorcycle

Hahahaha! Douche.









Monday, October 26, 2009

Parking lot mishap

Here's a total parking lot meltdown, caught on tape!


Last minute WRRV Boo Ball costume idea

Pumpkin Girl!

Here's hoping someone uses this idea at the WRRV Boo Ball!
Click here to get your tickets to the party this Saturday night
(Don't forget to come in costume!)

The cast of the A-Team movie

I love it when a movie comes together... Liam Neesen and Bradley Cooper with the rest of the cast:

How to sound like Chewbacca

Here's an instructional video on how to roar like Chewbacca. There's some good advice here, if you're not distracted by the teacher's "Wookies".

Nude-It iPhone App

Want to see what your friends look like naked? There's an app for that... Although, good luck finding it on iTunes!

Friday, October 23, 2009

WRRV Boo Ball costume idea REJECTED!

It's Optimus Past-His-Prime:

It's the weekend!!!!!

Keyboard Cat returns...

Keyboard Cat is back to help play off this MSNBC anchor after an unfortunate case of mistaken identity...

Fatty-Fat Friday!

See you at the sorority party!

Balki dishes the dirt on celebrities

Remember Balki Bartokomous? Well, someone decided to interview him for some strange reason and it looks like he's been saving up some nasty things to say about everyone from Tom Cruise (Homophobe!) to Bette Middler (Bitch!) to Denzel Washington (Meany Pants!). Quick, someone go find Cousin Larry... Lord knows what he has to say about Jim Carrey!!!

Link to Balki's rant.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Anvil Launching!

This guy's hobby is shooting big heavy anvils into the air using lots of powdered explosives. This is so cool that I won't even make fun of the guy's name...

WRRV Boo Ball costume idea #21: Balloon Boy

I wonder how many of these we'll see next Saturday night?

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Girl's skin turning into a hairy cow hide!

A six-year-old girl has baffled medics after her skin apparently turned her into 'cow hide' girl. Until just a few months ago, Li Xiaoyuan, had just a small birthmark on her back. But the hairy hide has apparently grown and grown until now it spreads over her entire back and is starting to grown on her arms and face.

Doctors believe the girl may be suffering from a rare hereditary disease that has sent normal moles out of control.

Found on Metro.co.uk

Pork Chop resembles Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer!

A woman in North Carolina "dropped by" the local TV studio to show off this porkchop that looks like Rudolph:
I don't know what's worse; the fact that this lady saved the porkchop, that she took the time to package it up and bring it to the local news or that the news director thought it was important enough to put on their website!

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Bill Ritter pulls an Ernie Anastos

Last night on the Channel 7 News, Bill Ritter was attempting to say "Top Cop" but wound up saying something completely different:



Not quite as bad as Ernie Anastos' flub about doing nasty things to a chicken... but still pretty good.

WRRV Boo Ball costume idea #74: Octo-Mom

Greatest version of "The Final Countdown"... Ever!

Sign of the week


And I'm Dirty Sanchez-ing for Buddah.

Mugshot of the week: Meatloaf?

Straight off the newswire:

CINCINNATI -- A man claiming to be Meatloaf was arrested Sunday after trying to take the wheel of a taxi cab. Police said Eric Brown grabbed the wheel of the taxi, while the car was traveling on Interstate 75. Brown was dressed in a vampire costume and was wearing make-up, which made him resemble the musician and actor. Brown was charged with disorderly conduct while intoxicated.

A-Rod grabs himself a piece of Jeter

Patting your teammate's ass is one thing... but this is just awkward.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Home Shopping Fail: Nintendo Wii

I was just saying yesterday that it's been a while since we've seen a good Home Shopping Netwwork blooper. I spoke too soon... check out this Nintendo Wii demonstration. Sure, the Wii is lower in price now, but you're still gonna have to buy a new plasma TV everytime you play tennis!

WRRV Boo Ball costume idea #9: Birthday Boy

Making recycling fun = more people recycling!

A couple of weeks ago we saw how making stairs fun encouraged people not to use the escalator. Well, the same "Fun Theory" seems to work by encouraging people to recycle bottles. Hmmm, maybe if we put a skee-ball target in the WRRV urinal people would stop pissing all over the floor!

Russian flying car super hero movie is AWESOME!

Book your flight to Moscow for December... you're not gonna want to miss the premiere of "Black Lightning". Somehow I thought Russians only watched badly dubbed 80's movies, but this big-budget action film looks so freakin' good, I don't even care that it's totally in Russian.

A nerd proposal

This guy created a custom level of Super Mario Brothers to propose to his equally geeky girlfriend. Listening to the way she says "Yeeeees" tells me that the two of them are perfect for each other.

Monday, October 19, 2009

Virgin of Guadalupe not found on a cheese sandwich

Here's the latest Virgin Mary sighting that Brandi was talking about. Looks more like a marble rye to me:

David Nunez from Oakdale, California holds a rock with a pattern that he says looks like an image of the Virgin of Guadalupe, shown at right in a 16th-Century painting. Nunez's father found the rock while searching for landscaping materials in an Oakdale orchard.

Jenna Fischer shows some skin

People are going crazy over this photo of Jenna Fischer in this month's Shape Magazine. I guess it's kind of a big deal because she doesn't do many sexy photo shoots. I, however, still prefer this classic from Jane Magazine:

WRRV Boo Ball costume idea #26: Facebook Page

Balloon Boy on SNL

Missed SNL this weekend? Besides a ton of commercials for Bud Light Wheat, you didn't miss much. Here's the funniest moment of the night:

Balloon Boy: The Video Game

Thank you Internet... what took you so long? Play the Balloon Boy video game and see many taxpayer dollars you can waste before running out of helium. I'm looking forward to level two. where you have to avoid puking on live TV while fighting off the permanent mental scars from your lying, douchebag father.

Play the game here

Kareen Abdul-Jabbar doesn't know his own quote

Another embarrassing celebrity Jeopardy moment. It's not nearly as aweful as the Wolf Blitzer meltdown. But, then again, Wolf made up for it by outting balloon boy last week, so who cares if he's a moron.

Friday, October 16, 2009

The Balloon Boy throws up on the Today show

This video is from The Today Show just a short time ago. It seems to me that Balloon Boy is so stressed out about his dad making him lie about the hoax that he actually throws up on live TV. Poor Merideth Viera keeps going even though this kid is spewing all over the place.

Forward to 6:00 to see the poor kid puke:

Balloon Boy WAS A HOAX!!!!!

Oh snap! The whole thing was a publicity stunt!

Yesterday afternoon the world was rivited by the story of "Balloon Boy", a little kid who supposedly jumped in his father's 20 foot wide helium balloon and floated over Denver for two hours. The kid was later found hiding in an attic safe and sound.

Last night, Wolf Blitzer was interviewing the family when the kid mistakenly spilled the beans. Watch dad freak out and try to change the subject when confronted by Wolf Blitzer! Congratulations, Jon Gosselin. You're no longer the most hated father in America.

Balloon Boy's music video

Here's more proof that Balloon Boy's father is a jack hole. Dad helped his kids film this music video about being "Pussified". What's worse? Asking your kid to lie about pulling a stupid hoax with a balloon or dressing your kid up like a piece of poo and filming him on the toilet?

WRRV Boo Ball costume idea #38: Bang Gun

Fatty-Fat Friday!

We found Balloon Boy!

Listener submission from Gary in Middletown.

Amazing 9-year-old hockey skills!

Some parenting advice: Instead of teaching your kid to pull a hoax on the country by releasing a giant balloon and hiding in the attic, why not take the time to be a real father and spend time teaching him how to do something awesome like this:

Thursday, October 15, 2009

WRRV Boo Ball tickets: ON SALE NOW!

Tickets are on sale this morning for the WRRV Boo Ball at The Mid Hudson Civic Center in Poughkeepsie on Halloween night! If you've been a long time listener of WRRV we don't have to tell you that this is the place to see the wildest, scariest and sexiest costumes every year. Nuts In A Blender will be performing live on the big stage and we've added the Bud Light Lounge this year to make sure you don't have to wait in line forever to grab a drink. Plus, someone is going to win $1,000 for best costume! All of this for only $10? Simply amazing!

Check out photos from The 2008 and 2007 WRRV Boo Ball.

You can save even more money because starting this morning there are a limited amount of discount ticket packages available. So hurry and get all of your friends together and save some dough before they're gone!

Click here to purchase WRRV Boo Ball Tickets.

Germans try to pronounce "Massachusetts"

Where the Girls Gone Wild Things Are

When a kids movie and a late-night TV commercial collide:

FM Radio coming to your current iPhone and iPod?!?

There's a pretty big rumor going around that Apple is going to turn on a dormant feature in all iPhones and iPods: an FM receiver! Apple's iPods and iPhones have been able to receive FM radio signals for some time now, but the feature has only been used in the implementation of the Nike+ ecosystem.

Of course, you can already hear WRRV on your iPhone and iPod Touch by listening to our online stream. For instructions on how to do it for free, click here.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

World's shortest man

This is a documentary about the world's shortest man from China. If you learn only one thing from watching this video, it should be that smoking REALLY stunts your growth. Kids, don't smoke or else you'll grow up to be an adorable world-wide celebrity.

Sarah Silverman has a pretty good idea

Sarah Silverman's idea for ending world hunger...

(Some NSFW language)

Being a kid used to be lame

I wish I didn't grow up in the 70's and 80's. I can only imagine how much more successful my life would be if I had been inspired early-on by the Internet, Wii, iTunes and Lunchables. Instead, I grew up with toys like this.



Seriously, how many actual hours of fun can you get from something like this?

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

How to escape a fart

Once again, I learn another important life lesson by watching a Japanese game show.

HIMYM internet win!

If you watched How I Met Your Mother last night, you probably picked up on the website address, itwasthebestnightever.com, that was clumsily dropped during the show. Well, it's a real website... and not the usual lazy viral tie-in site that TV shows have recently started shoving down our throats. The page includes a bonus video of the song heard on the show performed by "Marshall" and ex-Extreme front man, Nuno Bettencort. I never thought a song could be more emotional than "More Than Words"... I was wrong. Sure, it's no Robin Sparkles video, but still... nice effort, HIMYM!



Link: itwasthebestngithever.com

A Cappella TGIF theme songs!

This choir of virgin (I'm just guessing) boys sings a cappella versions of the theme songs to Full House, Family Matters, Saved by the Bell, Fresh Prince, and Step by Step. It's like TGIF all over again!

Friday, October 9, 2009

Fatty-Fat Friday!

Fatty-Fat Friday's enemy = fun stairs

If you make stairs fun, fat people won't take the escalator. If fat people don't take the escalator they stop being fat. If there are no fat people, there's no Fatty-Fat Friday. Therefore, we must stop making stairs fun. The end.

I have to start taking the bus

The bus going through Chinatown in San Francisco now has on-board entertainment. Here's an awesome fight between two women over a seat. If you don't understand Chinese and want to know what the lady is saying besides "You are stupid!" Click the video to open the YouTube page for translations.

This guy really likes Family Guy

This dude in Massachusettes mowed Brian and Stewie into his corn field to try and lure Seth McFarland to his farm. I guess it's no more stupid than building a baseball diamond in hopes of getting your dead father to play catch with you. Story Link.


Duke Silver official website

Do you watch "Parks And Recreation" on NBC? If so, you will find Duke Silver's official website kinda funny. If you don't watch "Parks And Recreation" on NBC you won't find it the least bit humorous so don't waste your time.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

South Park is back

It's a new season of South Park! And last night's episode didn't disappoint... with appearances by Patrick Swayze, Billy Mays and Michael Jackson! If you missed it, you can watch online at Comedy Central's website. Check out the clip below:

Skirt-blowing iPhone app

Are you a pervert who wishes you had miniature Asian women that you could fit in the palm of your hand and blow up their skirts so you can see their panties whenever you want? Well, there's an app for that:

Blackface isn't offensive in Australia?

Harry Connick Jr. was recently on an SNL-type sketch show in Australia. He was judging a talent segment when a group of Austrailians came out dressed in blackface doing a Jackson Five performance. He keeps his cool during the judging, but realizes once this hits the internet his career is OVER. So, Harry comes back after the break and explains to the Aussies how putting on black makeup and mocking black people is all in good fun, but in the good 'ole USA "we've spent so much time trying to make black people not look like buffoons, that when we see something like that we really take it to heart." Uh oh...

Edit: Original video was pulled from Youtube. This is a newscast that contains the original performance.

Marvelous Man Boobs

This website just started up, and I think that it might just take off like People Of Wal-Mart did after I first introduced it to the Hudson Valley. It's called Marvelous Man Boobs and it's a collection of... well, marvelous man boobs.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Dog throws up while humping

I can only imagine that this is exactly how Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker's honeymoon went.

Corey Feldman blows his brains out

I can only imagine that Corey Feldman must get thousands of emails a day telling him to go shoot himself in the head. Because he's a moron, it looks like he just thought it was an acting suggestion. Sadly, this is fake.



Reminds me of the Temple Of Doom... "Kali Ma! Kali Ma!"

Photoshopping is super easy in the future

Check out this new software that lets you draw a quick sketch and create a complete photoshopped image using photos grabbed from the internet. Finally, I can make my dream of Urkel, Jesus and Beethoven eating pumpkin pie in a convertable VW bug come true. Thank you, technology!

Happy Anniversary, Bar Code!

Today is the 57th anniversary of the first patent on the bar code. Inventors Norman Woodland and Bernard Silver were granted their patent on October 7, 1952. The original patent was for a system that would encode data in circles (a bulls eye pattern), so that it could be scanned in any direction.

Celebrate by making your own bar code! (make it code 128, yo... 'cause code 39 is for a-holes)

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Larry David on Hannah Montana

While watching this video I started panicking that someone snuck one of those funky mushrooms growing in the back yard into my salad. Surely, I must be tripping... It's Larry David on an episode of Hannah Montana. What could possibly explain this happening? Perhaps Larry's kids are huge Hannah Montana fans and he won the walk-on in a charity auction for his kids. Nah, the mushroom makes more sense.

BTW, Larry still kills in this scene... even if it is on Hannah Montana!

More retroactively awkward Letterman video

Now that we know Letterman was banging his assistant, Stephanie, it's fun to look back and see him flirting with her on national television. Watch this video and smack yourself on the head over how OBVIOUS it was that they were sleeping together...

Seth Green freaks out on the set

This looks like a real video to me. From what I can gather, some people grabbed Seth's Green's bag outside the soundstage and he's pissed at security for not being there to protect him. Anyway... it's always funny to see some 4-foot pipsqueak get all tough and start flipping over tables.

Kate Beckinsale walks her dog.

Monday, October 5, 2009

Look who was sleeping with David Letterman!

If you're an avid watcher of The Late Show, you will remember Dave's assistant. She's the cute chick who follows him around and holds the prizes that are given out to the audience. Her name is Stephanie Burkitt and it looks like she's the one that spilled the beans to Dave's blackmailer.

Interestingly enough, Entertainment Weekly did an interview with her back in 2002. This is during the time that she and Dave were allegedly bumping uglys. It's an interesting read.

Here's video of Stephanie (playing Vicki) if you don't remember who she is - (It's kind of obvious that they were bangin' if you forward to 3:30):

Two men wrestle on SNL

Gross... get those creepy dudes off of my TV! (Forward 3/4 of the way through for the fight)

Friday, October 2, 2009

Letterman admits to being blackmailed over affairs

The guy who makes a living telling jokes about what a whore Paris Hilton is just admitted that he, too, is a whore. If you missed the awkwardness last night, here's Letterman explaining how he was a victim of an extortion plot to reveal how he's been banging the women who've been working for him all these years:

Fatty-Fat Friday!

Fatoberfest!

Star Wars: Uncut

Here's an interesting idea. These filmmakers are asking people to submit recreations of their favorite scenes from Star Wars. You film your favorite scene, and they will edit the whole thing together to create the most awesome and horrible remake ever!



Want to be a part of the movie? There are still scenes available: Click here for the official website.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Aircheck: Boris tries to understand Brandi's news

I received a ton of requests to post this one today, so here you go. This morning Brandi read a sentence during her newscast that was so mind-boggling... so cryptic... I just had to go through it line by line to try and comprehend. If you're still confused after hearing it, our listener, Pete, has supplied us with a written transcript below:



Transcript of Brandi's sentence:
"They were allegedly to have caught have written their names in the hand sanitizer on windows and a section of the school that they attend's facade"

Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman sex tape?

The internets are a buzz this morning with supposedly leaked photos from a Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman sex tape. Apparently, the 15-minute tape that was shot a few years ago is being shopped around. The video was supposedly taped while the couple was on vacation at some resort. When they left, they forgot to take the camera with them and a resort employee got their hands on it.


True? The photos below are supposed to be from the video. Compare with Jimmy's manly physique to the right and decide for yourself.

While I probably wouldn't mind seeing Sarah Silverman gettin' it on... the thought of her flopping around with Jimmy makes me throw up in my mouth a little. I'm calling B.S. on this anyway... Whenever photos are leaked and they don't even show anyone's face it's usually fake.

Sliiightly over-the-top hockey intro

I need to start watching hockey... otherwise how will I know when giant polar bears from space blow up planets and wreak havoc on Alaskan cities?

Vagina on TV

I don't watch "So You Think You Can Dance", but apparently there was vagina on the show last night. Someone sent me this oddly disturbing frame-by-frame slo-mo video from the show. It's supposed to show the slip, but looks more like Kevin Costner's "exhibit A" from JFK (back... and to the left). We don't show nudity on this site so don't worry, with this bad screen shot and high contrast it's hard to make out what you're actually looking at (probably why it made it past the censors). I think we need a high-def analysis.

(NSFW - could be vagina if you squint)