Saturday, August 8, 2009

Honest, officer, it's just kitty porn

Found this article online this morning:

Man blames cat for 1,000 child-porn downloads
Florida investigators say a man accused of downloading child pornography is blaming his cat.

Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 images on his home computer.

According to a sheriff's report Friday, Griffin told investigators that his cat jumped on the computer keyboard while he was downloading music. He said he had left the room and found "strange things" on his computer when he returned.

Griffin is being held on $250,000 bond in the Martin County jail. It is unclear if he has an attorney.

Friday, August 7, 2009

Fatty-Fat Friday!

This week's Fatty Fat comes with a complementary moustache. Enjoy.

Man watches every episode of Friends in one sitting

Steven decided to watch every episode of Friends without stopping or sleeping. That's 83 hours and 40 minutes of Friends. Honestly, I can't even sit through one re-run on TBS, let alone over 3 days worth! Why did he do it? To raise money for school.


Check out Steven's website and blog for a deeper look into the mind of this madman.

UPDATE: Video of Steven Tyler's Tumble

Here's the video we were waiting for. Yesterday we told you that Steven Tyler fell of the stage while dancing during a concert. It seems as though he hit his head and back and broke his shoulder. There was no concussion, and Tyler's back in Boston getting checked out by his own doctor. Tour dates for this week have all been cancelled - no word on whether the tour will continue.

Now that we know he's not dead, I have to admit that it's pretty funny to watch a 61-year-old dance and fall off of the stage... it happens at :55

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Breaking News: Steven Tyler falls off stage

Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler was taken to the hospital early this morning after falling from the stage during a concert in South Dakota.

Tyler fell while entertaing the crowd by dancing around after the sound system failed during the song "Love In an Elevator." He was on the stage's catwalk, tottered backward and fell,. Security rushed to help him and the crowd cheered when Tyler got back up. Later, Tyler was taken backstage and Aerosmith guitarist Joe Perry came out to tell the audience that he was being taken to the hospital and that the show would not go on. We're looking for video of the incident and will keep you posted during the show this morning.

Can I tap that?

This website wants you to text a simple question to everyone in your contacts list: "Can I tap that"? Wait for the awkwardness and then post the responses online. I think I'm going to try this today!


Save the earth: pee in the shower

This Brazilian commercial is trying to conserve water by getting kids to pee in the shower. Is this something you do, or do you find it completely disgusting?