Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Oprah builds her set out of chocloate

Let's see... how do I not draw too much attention to the fact that I'm super rich while most of my viewers are struggling to keep their jobs? And at the same time, I don't want to give anyone an opportunity to make jokes about how fat I've gotten again?

I got it! I'll do my show from a set made entirely out of Godiva chocolate!!!

2 comments:

  1. You are not fat Boris! u r a cutie! Enjoy life..eat, drink till your heart's content! :-)

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  2. We get it. It's all effing chocolate. Now when does everyone get a car?

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