Happy New Year!

Brandi and I will be back on January 4th. Until then, use the tag and date links on the bottom right of this page to check out the archive for anything you may have missed on the website in 2009... Like how about a year's worth of Fatty Fat Fridays!!!

Celebrate responsibly, and have a Happy New Year!

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas from the entire staff of Music All Morning!

Santa robs a bank

How else do you think he can afford to pay all of those elves?

Unfortunate timing

Netflix is scrambling to remove outdoor advertisements for the movie "Deadline". It features a dead looking Brittany Murphy lying in a bathtub. On Sunday, Brittany was found dead in the shower of her home.

Supermarket butt sniffer on the loose

Here's video of the story Brandi brought you yesterday. Police in England are searching for a man who crept behind a male supermarket worker and sniffed his butt over 20 times.

The Jersey Shore revealed to be fake!

UPDATE: This post originally was a joke and showed a stupid Funny Or Die video where the cast pretended to be faking the show... but now we've got actual proof that the show is staged.

Check out this shocking video of the truth behind the cast of The Jersey Shore:

The REAL Situation (Feat. MTV Jersey Shore's The Situation, Snooki, and Pauly D) - watch more funny videos

**Don't miss all of the awesome comments below. The people that found my page by Googling if the Jersey Shore is really fake are very smart. They totally understand sarcasm! And I'm certain none of them have herpes.

Greetings seasons to yours and you!

Link of the day: FNH

Food Network Humor has only one purpose, to make fun of the Food Network. If you spend Saturday afternoon watching people make huge sugar sculptures and root for them to come crashing down, you'll love this site.

Ultimate Christmas prank

Louie left town for a couple of days and entrusted his keys to his good friend... bad idea. His friend decided to wrap all of the items in his apartment for Christmas. And I mean ALL of the items in his apartment:



Here's Louie's reaction when he finally arrived home to find out the prank had been pulled on him:

Will Ferrell crashes a wedding announcement

This couple is working on the set of Will Ferrell's new movie. When they decided to put their wedding announcement in the New York Times, Will agreed to crash the party:

Turning Alyssa Milano into Snookie

This shows how technology can be used for evil:

HP computers are racist!

This is a pretty funny video that demonstrates how HP's new webcam tracking software only identifies people's faces if they are white.

Be the life of the holiday party

Here's some quick and easy party tricks to help you show off over the holidays. Some are lame, others are pretty cool.

The greatest Christmas display... ever

Italians making up fake English

You know how non-intentional racists sometimes make up words to sound like they're speaking different languages?

Hey, I'm French "Jah da da swee, Jah da da doo" Hey, I'm Italian "Schooca da boochie" Look at me, I'm Chinese "Ching Chong Ding Dong"

Well, this Italian-speaking singer did the same thing with the English language. I must say, it's not too far off!

Boy Meets Shore

Help! The Guidos (and Guidette) from Jersey Shore have kidnapped Ben from "Boy Meets World"! Call Topanga and tell her to bring some hair gel, stat!

RIP Brittany Murphy

1977-2009

Listener Submission: Santa vs Jack Bauer

Matt from Florida sent this one to me. What would happen to Santa if Jack Bauer got a hold of him?

Drunk 4-year-old steals neighbors' Christmas presents

This is the story we were talking about this morning. You think your family is a mess? This 4-year-old kid drank some beer, put on a dress and broke into the neighbors' houses stealing Christmas presents.

Celebrity Rehab 3 Preview

Wow. Looks like it's going to be another compelling season... although I'm pretty disappointed Jeff Conaway won't be there kicking his girlfriend in the baby maker.

Girl from Glee... topless

If you're handy with Google or "Bing!" you'll have no trouble finding video of the play, "Spring Awakening". Back in 2008 an unknown Lea Michele performed topless every night... If people knew she would be starring in Glee they probably would have sold a few extra tickets.


(Left: Lea Michelle / Right: a photo of "Spring Awakening")

Fatty-Fat Friday!

Happy Holidays! Uh... Santa, can you please close your robe?

Mugshot of the week: D-head

How I got fired from Microsoft

This guy recalls how he got fired from Microsoft... pretty funny if it's true. (STRONG LANGUAGE)

The most annoying neighbors ever...

Peepers uncovered

This guy exposes techniques used by peepers. You know, guys who look up girls' skirts when they're not looking. I never realized how many creepy dudes were doing this... and how obvious it is if you actually know they're out there.



More videos and photos of the peepers are all on this guy's website. He has spent so much time peeoping at the peepers that he may actually have a problem himiself...

The beeriodic table

If you're into craft beer, this is actually very informative. If not, I guess it's just mildly humorous.

Please, Jesus, let this be true...

Aircheck: wrong number

I got a few requests to post this call from this morning. If you missed it, this guy was listening to the wrong radio station and decided to call us up to talk about some wacky radio topic:

For the guido on your Christmas list

Put the "Princess of Poughkeepsie" under the tree this holiday season!

Move over, Miley!

Wow, that Billy Ray Cyrus sure knows how to raise 'em! Here's Miley Cyrus' 9-year-old sister Noah dancing and smacking her ass backstage at one of Miley's concerts. Did I mention that she's NINE!!!!

The 00's were a total waste of time

Billboard Magazine has named Nickelback the "band of the decade".
Holy F-balls that's sad.

Rednecks shooting a TV

I think it's safe to say that I have absolutely nothing in common with any of the people in this video. It's like studying life on an entirely different planet. At first I thought this was a fake... but, rest assured, it's entirely real.

Sexy amputee dances to Beyonce

This is the reason why the Internet was invented.

Surprisingly, the most disturbing parts of this video have nothing to do with this person being an amputee...

Ghostbusters acapella performance

Simon pointed me towards this video yesterday... I predict this will be the single greatest acapella performance of an 80's movie theme song ever created. I also predict that this guy's hairstyle will become the hot fashion trend of 2010.

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Controversial NYC Health ad

People are all up in arms over this commercial put out by the department of health in NYC. It demonstrates how drinking sugary soda is just as bad a having a glass full of fat...

Jeep-Tronica

The coolest thing ever done with a Jeep...

This is a real product. Seriously.

Bar waitress... FAIL

Christmas idea #79: Millenium Falcon Bed

It's still not too late to get the nerd in your life the most awesome bed ever... Sadly for the geek on your list, it does not come with the Princess Leia look-alike.

Tiger Woods latest: $60,000 three-ways.

Over the weekend, Loredana Jolie became girl #15 to come forward about having an affair with Tiger Woods. Looks like this was no ordinay affair, however. She claims that Tiger would spend up to $15,000 to "meet with her"... Although he preferred to spend upwards of $60,000 for three-ways, according to Hollywood Madam, Michelle Braun. Can this get any worse? Just wait...

Fatty-Fat Friday!

Mysterious blue lights over Norway last night

This could be the sign we've been waiting for from our alien overlords. Or, it could be Jesus coming back to punish Tiger Woods. More likely, it's a failed Russian missle test. Either way, it's pretty freaky! I hope someone had the good sense to blast some Pink Floyd while this whole thing went down.

Jessica Simpson is dating...

Billy Corgan from the Smashing Pumpkins. Really?

LIndsay Lohan whores it up for publicity

It's pretty hard to compete with the Tiger Woods story these days... so what's a girl to do to get some publicity? Lindsay Lohan has taken all of her clothes off and posed for Muse Magazine. Here's video of the photo shoot... The actual photos are a bit more revealing.

Snow Closings today!

This is Melissa. She gets in at 4:30am through the snow and sleet to answer all of the snow closing calls from grumpy school superintendents. If you have off today, thank Melissa.

We'll be reading the closings all morning long. But since you're on the Internet right now, you can also see them right here!

Here's your Newburgh parking pass

Little Andy Keaton from Family Ties arrested

Remember Brian Bonsail? He played Michael J. Fox's little brother, Andy, on Family Ties. Well, now he's all grown up and was arrested over the weekend for hitting someone over the head with a barstool. Sha-la-la-la...

Printer ink is one of the most expensive liquids on earth

Introducing the countdown stop light

Check out this red light concept developed by a Serbian designer. The red light counts down to green to supposedly help you save on stress and fuel. OR... it'll give people more time to sit and text message before gunning the engine at zero and racing the car next to you to the DQ.

Rivers Cuomo is dead...

...at least according to this well thought out and compelling page on the Internet. While the fake Rivers is recovering from a bus crash, we can all finally devise a plan to reveal Weezer's deep dark secret.

Tiger Woods' mistress #7?

Porn star, Holly Sampson (top left) is claiming to be Tiger Woods' mistress number seven. SEVEN! And it looks like there's even more to come. Over the weekend, Perkins waitress Mindy Lawton announced that Tiger and her had a hot and heavy love affair where they enjoyed unprotected sex in her car outside the Perkins restaurant. Also, clubgoer Cori Rist joined Jamie Jungers, Jamie Grubbs, Kalika Moquin and (allgegedly) Rachel Uchitel in the long line of Tiger Woods mistress. Welcome, to the club!

Ho Ho Fart

Music All Morning presents: Farting Santa

Boomerang mail truck

This mailman forgets to put the parking break on his truck and it rolls into heavy traffic. Miraculously, it somehow loops around and comes right back where it started.

Link of the day: Sketchy Santas

Check out this collection of sketchy-looking Santas.

Why we don't take environmentalists seriously

This guy from the Cornell Cooperative Extension showed up to protest a meeting in Poughkeepsie last night.
Check out the story at midhudsonnews.com

Fatty-Fat Friday!

Enjoy a collection of back boobs this Friday, courtesy of Obsessive Rob

Phoenix on the streets of France

Here's one for the indie music fans... Phoenix playing 1901 in front of the Eiffel Tower in Paris.

The Sex Offender Shuffle

If you're old enough to remember the Chicago Bears' Superbowl Shuffle you'll get a kick out of this one:

Frosty and Neil Patrick Harris mash-up

Take video of Frosty the Snowman and add the words of Barney from How I Met Your Mother and you have one bad-ass snowman:

The 2012 Olympic logo is disgusting

Just add some color and a necklace and the London 2012 Olympics logo becomes Lisa Simpson doing something nasty to Bart. Geez, I can't believe no one saw this before!

Tiger Woods video game

What took you so long, Internets?

Click the photo to play.

Couple updates their Facebook at altar

This couple updated their Facebook status to "Married" before they left the altar. How much you want to bet that it gets changed to "It's Complicated" as soon as the groom starts Twittering during the honeymoon?

I gotta go!

I dare you to watch this and try not sing the "I Gotta Go" song next time you need to go to the bathroom...

Tiger's apology

If you missed it, here's the official transcript of Tiger Wood's apology. You can almost picture his wife writing it and making him sign it... (Photo courtesy of my Facebook friend, Dale.)




I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.
Although I am a well-known person and have made my career as a professional athlete, I have been dismayed to realize the full extent of what tabloid scrutiny really means. For the last week, my family and I have been hounded to expose intimate details of our personal lives. The stories in particular that physical violence played any role in the car accident were utterly false and malicious. Elin has always done more to support our family and shown more grace than anyone could possibly expect.
But no matter how intense curiosity about public figures can be, there is an important and deep principle at stake which is the right to some simple, human measure of privacy. I realize there are some who don't share my view on that. But for me, the virtue of privacy is one that must be protected in matters that are intimate and within one's own family. Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn't have to mean public confessions.
Whatever regrets I have about letting my family down have been shared with and felt by us alone. I have given this a lot of reflection and thought and I believe that there is a point at which I must stick to that principle even though it's difficult.
I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves. For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology.

Tiger Woods voicemails released

Here it comes... Us Magazine has started to release the voicemails Tiger left for his alleged girlfriend #2, Jaimee Grubbs. Here he is asking her to take the name off of her greeting because Tiger's wife has his cell and may call her to find out who she is. Awesome.


I removed the embedded audio because Us Magazine are jerks who automatically stream commercials. Click here for the voicemail.

Corduroy skirts are a sin!

This guy was upset that crazy lady with the sign was protesting on his campus, so he decided to exercise his own 1st ammendment rights:

How was your flight?

For those of you who have called me up to disagree about the rule for overweight passengers to buy two seats on an airplane... how would you like to be stuck next to this guy for 8 hours?

This photo was actually snapped by an American Airlines flight attendant who was pissed that Fatty McYumYum was allowed to buy just one seat.

Uh oh... Jared is fat again

It looks like someone is taking advantage of those $5 Foot Longs. Subway, quick, raise the price before Jared explodes!

3D animation shows Tiger Woods getting ass kicked

In China the news of Tiger Woods' crash and possible ass-whooping by his wife is big news. Remember, Tiger is part Chinese and he's got a huge following throughout the country. He's so popular, in fact, that the nightly news produced a computer reenactment of the whole thing. This is worth watching all the way through:

Someone put a dissolving bikini spell on Hermione

Emma Watson caught on the beach this weekend:

(You'll have to use Google to find the original photo, we don't show nipples.)

The Bart Simpson blackboard archive

Finally, someone has decided to preserve all of Bart's punishments from the opening sequence of The Simpsons on one website. They're only up to season 6 right so far, but they're adding to it every day. Click here to see them all.

Unfortunate Tiger Woods ad

This ad ran in yesterday's Wall Street Journal. Oops!

Some beer knowledge

Here's some important information everyone should know about the world's most popular beverage: