Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Girl loses her virginity and texts her dad by mistake.

Posted by Boris at 5:46 AM
This is Lizzy. Lizzy shouldn't be so sad. She's 18. She's partying at the beach with her friends. Just moments ago Lizzy lost her virginity and apparently it was "Gr8".

So what's bumming Lizzy out?

She drunk texted her friend Darcy about the whole losing-her-virginity thing but MISTAKENLY TEXTED HER DAD INSTEAD!

Darcy - Dad... it's an easy mistake to make, especially after a dizzying drunken lovemaking session on the dunes.

Lizzy's "friends" posted a photo of her phone online so we can all share in her horror:

More photos and the rest of the story here

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