Aircheck: Boris tries to understand Brandi's news

I received a ton of requests to post this one today, so here you go. This morning Brandi read a sentence during her newscast that was so mind-boggling... so cryptic... I just had to go through it line by line to try and comprehend. If you're still confused after hearing it, our listener, Pete, has supplied us with a written transcript below:



Transcript of Brandi's sentence:
"They were allegedly to have caught have written their names in the hand sanitizer on windows and a section of the school that they attend's facade"

Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman sex tape?

The internets are a buzz this morning with supposedly leaked photos from a Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman sex tape. Apparently, the 15-minute tape that was shot a few years ago is being shopped around. The video was supposedly taped while the couple was on vacation at some resort. When they left, they forgot to take the camera with them and a resort employee got their hands on it.


True? The photos below are supposed to be from the video. Compare with Jimmy's manly physique to the right and decide for yourself.

While I probably wouldn't mind seeing Sarah Silverman gettin' it on... the thought of her flopping around with Jimmy makes me throw up in my mouth a little. I'm calling B.S. on this anyway... Whenever photos are leaked and they don't even show anyone's face it's usually fake.

Sliiightly over-the-top hockey intro

I need to start watching hockey... otherwise how will I know when giant polar bears from space blow up planets and wreak havoc on Alaskan cities?

Vagina on TV

I don't watch "So You Think You Can Dance", but apparently there was vagina on the show last night. Someone sent me this oddly disturbing frame-by-frame slo-mo video from the show. It's supposed to show the slip, but looks more like Kevin Costner's "exhibit A" from JFK (back... and to the left). We don't show nudity on this site so don't worry, with this bad screen shot and high contrast it's hard to make out what you're actually looking at (probably why it made it past the censors). I think we need a high-def analysis.

(NSFW - could be vagina if you squint)

Listener Submission: Thong hair-tie in action

Hi Boris,
Just wanted you to see what my wife did this weekend for me. We saw the post you wrote about the thong hair tie, and thought it was a pisser! So my wife got her Victoria's Secrets thongs out, and this is what we came up with. Thought it might make your day!
Thanks,
Scott

Nice work, Scott... You're a lucky man!

Listener Submission: This is a real thing

WRRV listener, Crystal, sent me this Craig's List posting from Poughkeepsie. I was a bit confused by the title...

I did some research and the Sofa Cum Bed is appartently it's a real thing. Although, I would certainly shine a black light on this ugly old couch before making a purchase... just to make sure:

The Sofa-Cum-Bed is very popular in India. You’ll find it in the living room of many homes. Its attraction is in its versatility. Owing to the small size of many homes in Mumbai, it’s common for family members to sleep in the living room. The sofa cum bed easily meets this need.

Killer Turkeys in NJ

The best part of this video is just imagining what happens when the Turkeys chase their victims off screen: