My weekend at the beach

I was down at the beach this weekend, but before I went I had to do my yearly shave-down. If you've ever been to a station event you know that I'm a pretty hairy guy. I'm so hairy, that if I don't trim down the arm and leg hair it's practically impossible to apply suntan lotion. Plus, if I go swimming small children could get tangled in my hair and drown... so, really, it's a safety hazard.

This year I decided to document the amount of hair that came off. It's a pretty big pile. And I'm not sure where that grey one came from... that's kind of freaking me out. My wife suggested that I put the hair ball in the yard so the birds could use it for a nest. Either they did, or the neighbor stole it to sell on Ebay. Either way, it was gone yesterday.

Megan Fox has toe thumbs

I think there are way more important things to focus on in a photo of Megan Fox, but someone has noticed that her thumbs look like big toes. I've been staring at her GQ photos for a week now, and I didn't even notice that she HAD thumbs!

Thanks, internet. Now whenever I see Megan Fox all I'll see are her scary toe-thumbs. What do you guys think? Would this be a deal breaker? I think it kind of is for me.

Pedal Powered Bar: Good Idea?

In Amsterdam (of course) you and a bunch of friends can get together and pedal the beer bike around town. Yep, it's just what it sounds like. Everyone sits down on the mobile bar and pedals as they drink. Of course, there is a sober person in charge of steering, and another guy on board as bartender. So what if these things have started crashing into vehicles! It sounds like a great way to get around town!

Brett Michaels update!

Earlier in the week we talked about how Brett Michaels was almost beheaded by the scenery at last weekend's Tony Awards. Well, here's a photo of his injuries:

Brett's kind of pissed at the Tony's because they pretty much laughed at him and never seemed to care about his well being. Brett said on his website, “I feel had this incident happened to Liza Minnelli, Dolly Parton or Elton John the Tonys would have at least issued a letter of concern.” Awwww, poor Brett. Personally, if this happened to Liza Minelli I think it would have been even funnier!

Fatty-Fat Friday!

Danny DeVito is drunk on morning TV... again.

Remember a year or so ago when Danny DeVito showed up on The View drunk on Limoncello? I guess it really wasn't a one time thing like he explained afterwards. Here he is drunk off his tiny little ass at 8:16am on morning TV.

Family unknowingly lands on billboard in Prague

Imagine traveling to a foreign country and stumbling across a billboard with your friend and their family promoting some weird grocery store. Well, it happened this week. A former TV reporter from Missouri says she's amused and confused about how her Christmas card picture ended up on an ad in the Czech Republic. Apparently she posted the photo on a family website and someone grabbed it for the ad. A friend found the billboard while on vacation in Prague. The owner of the store says he thought it was computer-generated and is taking it down.

Link to the family's blog